VIDEO via Tannusen's communicator, ACTION optional for Nova

[feckinboomstick]

[It starts off as just voice. Looks like Tannusen switched this on in a bag, and the reason for this bit of sneaky behavior is slowly becoming clear-]

Voice activated lift my skinny white arse, been yellin' at this useless souped up piece of horse shite for five goddamn minutes now-

It isn't funny, Tannusen!

Quit your feckin' gigglin' an' help me!

[No dice, the tiger just keeps trying not to break something with laughter as the annoyed Irishman digs himself deeper into his foul mood.]

ELEVEN.

ELEVEN YE RUSTED PIECE OF AMERICAN DOG SHITE, ELEVEN!

.... ELEVEN!

[Now the camera is out, mostly because the man in question has his back turned, trying to scale up along the sides of the elevator using the hand rails]

AYE THEN, LISTEN TO ME WHAT WHEN I TALK TO YE!

[Cooley, a smooth, female, automated voice answers, ever tranquil.]

Please state your floor slowly and calmly

[This doesn't seem to help his anger management at all.]

CALM? CALM, I'LL SHOW YE CALM! STICK IT UP YER ARSE YE FECKIN' AUTOMATIC COW!

ELEVEN!

ELEVEN!

TAKE US TO ELEVEN GODDAMNIT WHAT BEFORE I BLAST A HOLE IN YOUR TIN SIDIN'! YE THINK I'M JOKIN' WITH YE?!

TANNUSEN, STOP STANDIN' THERE AN' QUIT LAUGHIN'-

[The priest whirls his head around to look at the tiger, catching sight of the communicator]

... TURN THAT BEDAMNED BLASTED THING OFF, YE FECKIN' PILLOCK!