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[feckinboomstick]

Havin' a clearance sale on summer equinox items, what since it's been long past.

Aye, they're still good for other spells and rituals and the like, they ain't just purely for the summer, but as the season's half way through and most major festivals have passed until harvest, I gotta start movin' stock for herb maintenance, focuses and texts.

That means half off on oak staves and wands in particular, for those of ye out there who like to be timely.

Minor sale once more on charms, we've got one in particular that functions as an alarm.

Speak the time ye want it to go, and when the hour comes, it will make a loud, noticeable sound thus alertin' ye of the time.

Perfect for remindin' yer employees when quittin' time is.

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voice

[black_black_heart]

Not to name any names, of course.

[ DORIAN. ]

Re: voice

[feckinboomstick]

Nae no of course not, tisn't even directed at anyone, don't be silly.

[DORIAN]

[black_black_heart]

That would just be rude.

[ DORIAN FUCKING PAVUS. ]

[feckinboomstick]

Rude indeed, almost as rude as attemptin' to sleep in the shop.

[black_black_heart]

[ Such shade! ]

Good thing no one would do that.

video

[inquisitor_lavellan]

[ Have a perhaps strangely familiar face. ] Right, you're the guy Dorian works for.

[feckinboomstick]

Nae of course not, never.

Re: video

[feckinboomstick]

[Oh!

Well yes, he does recognize you]

Aye, that I am. I suppose ye know him well then?

Is it typical for the man to subsist off three hours of sleep?

[inquisitor_lavellan]

Yes. And... [ A long-suffering sigh. ] Yes. He's as bad about it anywhere he is.

[feckinboomstick]

The man needs a therapist. I'm not sayin' that as an insult, there's a problem about and he's got to get it off his brain.

[inquisitor_lavellan]

I can say the same of pretty much anyone. As for Dorian, he's a workaholic who was raised under impossible demands to the point where he doesn't know his own limits. If he's not working on one thing, he's working on five more. [ Hey, it was better than when all he did was drink, but Alley wasn't going to share that detail. A bit too personal for her to be rattling off about someone else, that was. ]

[feckinboomstick]

Needs someone to unload his head on, he's gonna get sick if he don't.

[HE CARES it's just SO HARD TO SAY IT.]

[black_black_heart]

You've been doing a lot of sales lately. [ Well, like two. But that's a lot for mister penny pincher over there. ]

[inquisitor_lavellan]

[ A faint, vaguely amused snort. ] Yeah, well. I collect crazy. He's doing better than he has in the past.

[feckinboomstick]

I have to move stock or I'll never keep current and run out of room.

Oi, when are you headin' home?

[feckinboomstick]

Now lets see if we can advance him up to sleepin' for five hours a night, he'll be almost normal.

[black_black_heart]

Are all the chips gone yet? You could always try eating some. [ THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR, CASS. ] Uh, I don't know, we're not even open yet. Not like I'm doing anything important, though.

[inquisitor_lavellan]

Impossible, he'd just use the extra energy to take on more projects. He's young, he'll have to settle somewhat someday, even if it's just passing out more often into his books. [ Let him be a dipshit now, while he can still bounce back halfway decent. ]

[feckinboomstick]

NAE, I AIN'T EATIN' A SINGLE ONE-

[WHEEZE]

One of your little beasts trampled through the china room and what smashed everything all to dickens, and since that one is yours, you're helpin' me move some broken china if ye ain't open.

[black_black_heart]

[ THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE, CASS. ] Oh? I guess I could go ahead and come back, then. [ It's not like he likes being apart, much. Not as clingy as he was right after the killing, but... a lot of it is sheer willpower. He doesn't want to be clingy. Even though he kind of does. But doesn't. But-- ] I'll be there in a bit, then. I've got Jethro here today.

[feckinboomstick]

Aye, I'll meet ye in the china room.

[Right off the living room, you know. The one where he screams like a girl if Tannusen looks like he's about to walk his full one ton tiger ass into.]

action

[black_black_heart]

----- And sure enough, Tannusen's at the house one motorcycle ride later, setting his helmet wherever he usually puts it when he comes inside and then going a-lookin' for Cassian. He's not sure he totally buys this 'your beasts broke my shit' story; Cassian wasn't quite angry enough. But hey, if the priest wants to humor his clingy tendencies as of late, he's not going to argue. Probably.

audio

[tevinteraltus]

You know, Cassian, I rarely stay late to work on orders.

Also, I do enjoy being the center of attention. Charmed I'm so important, but I am, in fact, a big boy and can take care of myself. Why, I even know where to find the privy without an escort!

Re: audio

[feckinboomstick]

See, ye get all uppity and snarky but then I come in the next day and some how keep stumblin' over all this sleepin' half dead mage in me shop work quarters.

[Okay less stumbling, Dorian doesn't sleep on the floor.]

[feckinboomstick]

Well at least he'd be gettin' some hours of shut eye a night while takin' on more projects, aye?