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[feckinboomstick]

Havin' a clearance sale on summer equinox items, what since it's been long past.

Aye, they're still good for other spells and rituals and the like, they ain't just purely for the summer, but as the season's half way through and most major festivals have passed until harvest, I gotta start movin' stock for herb maintenance, focuses and texts.

That means half off on oak staves and wands in particular, for those of ye out there who like to be timely.

Minor sale once more on charms, we've got one in particular that functions as an alarm.

Speak the time ye want it to go, and when the hour comes, it will make a loud, noticeable sound thus alertin' ye of the time.

Perfect for remindin' yer employees when quittin' time is.

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voice

[black_black_heart]

Not to name any names, of course.

[ DORIAN. ]

Re: voice

[feckinboomstick]

Nae no of course not, tisn't even directed at anyone, don't be silly.

[DORIAN]

[black_black_heart]

That would just be rude.

[ DORIAN FUCKING PAVUS. ]

[feckinboomstick]

Rude indeed, almost as rude as attemptin' to sleep in the shop.

[black_black_heart]

[ Such shade! ]

Good thing no one would do that.

[feckinboomstick]

Nae of course not, never.

[black_black_heart]

You've been doing a lot of sales lately. [ Well, like two. But that's a lot for mister penny pincher over there. ]

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[inquisitor_lavellan]

[ Have a perhaps strangely familiar face. ] Right, you're the guy Dorian works for.

Re: video

[feckinboomstick]

[Oh!

Well yes, he does recognize you]

Aye, that I am. I suppose ye know him well then?

Is it typical for the man to subsist off three hours of sleep?

[inquisitor_lavellan]

Yes. And... [ A long-suffering sigh. ] Yes. He's as bad about it anywhere he is.

[feckinboomstick]

The man needs a therapist. I'm not sayin' that as an insult, there's a problem about and he's got to get it off his brain.

[inquisitor_lavellan]

I can say the same of pretty much anyone. As for Dorian, he's a workaholic who was raised under impossible demands to the point where he doesn't know his own limits. If he's not working on one thing, he's working on five more. [ Hey, it was better than when all he did was drink, but Alley wasn't going to share that detail. A bit too personal for her to be rattling off about someone else, that was. ]

[feckinboomstick]

Needs someone to unload his head on, he's gonna get sick if he don't.

[HE CARES it's just SO HARD TO SAY IT.]

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[tevinteraltus]

You know, Cassian, I rarely stay late to work on orders.

Also, I do enjoy being the center of attention. Charmed I'm so important, but I am, in fact, a big boy and can take care of myself. Why, I even know where to find the privy without an escort!

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[feckinboomstick]

See, ye get all uppity and snarky but then I come in the next day and some how keep stumblin' over all this sleepin' half dead mage in me shop work quarters.

[Okay less stumbling, Dorian doesn't sleep on the floor.]

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[tevinteraltus]

None of that is true. I've never stayed past opening. Nor am I ever half-dead. I happen to require very little sleep, most days.

But, since you seem to feel it's something of your concern, what precisely is it you believe to be wrong with my mind?

Also, that wasn't 'uppily'. That was sarcasm. This is 'uppily'.

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[feckinboomstick]

An obsessive, persistent thought that keeps crawlin' back into your brain like a blue bottle fly the second you sit down long enough to let it come back.

Don't know what it is but I know what it looks like..

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[tevinteraltus]

And, what, you believe if we have a sit down and talk about feelings it'll be all better, do you?

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[feckinboomstick]

... Yeah, actually.

[notquitedracula]

I think the oak staves might be better for that, in some cases. Also, I've got that batch of anti-venom draughts about ready for bottling. The healing potions require another full moon cycle.

[feckinboomstick]

Aye? Do they then?

Those potions are a popular one they are, what with all the local yahoos. How many we got comin'?

Probably should push those a bit harder too.

[notquitedracula]

If you want them to heal people instead of causing them to vomit everything they've eaten in the past six years, then yes, they do. I'm not exaggerating, that's what's written in the book.

[He takes a moment to take stock.] Thirteen vats, so... a hundred sixty-nine. A baker's dozen baker's dozens. Shouldn't need to make them for a while after this, which is a good thing, considering how hard some of this stuff is to come by, here. You wouldn't believe what I had to do to find yarrow.

[feckinboomstick]

Nae, not sayin' ye should sell 'em raw, mate. Quality over quantity.

So a hundred and forty four? Aye that will keep us comfortable for a bit so long as no one acts the tit and does somethin' immensely stupid in a crowded area.

Again.

[ICY]

[notquitedracula]

[He won't correct the count, for now - a discrepancy of 25 will seem a pleasant surprise, when stock is taken, especially as much as those things sell for.]

Rather a lot of that going around, of late. I begin to wonder if someone hasn't slipped something into the waters of the Bay, though if there is something there I have yet to discover it. ...Hang on. Has anyone ever tried to analyze it?

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[feckinboomstick]

Wot the water?

Twas somethin' goin' on with it durin' our little ghost invasion, aye. Haven't gotten the chance to check it out yet, been a bit busy at home.