Ichabod Crane (
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[A click. There's darkness, and shuffling, the sound of water being splashed around, and a very soft, very gentle curse.
Then a few seconds of silence... before the screen blasts white. It takes a second for the phone to adjust to the light itself, and when it does, blue skies and an upside down Genessia city are broadcast for a decent minute, before the screen is finally angled up at the holder.
A young man, dressed as if he'd tumbled out of some dark Victorian based funeral parlor, white as a sheet thanks to his own panic and confusion.]
... It must still be a dream...
[Apparently, he's not entirely aware of what he's looking at or what the hell its doing, because in short order that phone is flipped over to get a good look at some expensive looking boots as he decides to just... take this all one goddamn step at a time and deduce what the ever loving fuck this thing is.]
Then a few seconds of silence... before the screen blasts white. It takes a second for the phone to adjust to the light itself, and when it does, blue skies and an upside down Genessia city are broadcast for a decent minute, before the screen is finally angled up at the holder.
A young man, dressed as if he'd tumbled out of some dark Victorian based funeral parlor, white as a sheet thanks to his own panic and confusion.]
... It must still be a dream...
[Apparently, he's not entirely aware of what he's looking at or what the hell its doing, because in short order that phone is flipped over to get a good look at some expensive looking boots as he decides to just... take this all one goddamn step at a time and deduce what the ever loving fuck this thing is.]
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[He inclines his head in a way of greeting, though, one hand on his chest.] Dorian, of House Pavus.
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That's way too much memorable detail for a dream. He's going to have to work double time to come up with a rational explanation for all this horseshit, he's never seen any of you before]
... Constable Ichabod Crane.
[... Well since we're giving full titles here-]
Central Park Precinct.
[There we go]
Well it certainly cannot be real, either. I assume I've-
[FAINTED. AGAIN]
... Eaten something strange at dinner.
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[He pauses for a moment.]
Central Park is in New York, is it not? I've read a bit about the city. It sounds rather garrish, to be honest. No offense meant, of course.
[He smiles, spreading his arms wide.]
I can assure you it is, Constable. Turns out, there are lands far beyond any to which you may sail. I hail from one such place. Thedas, to be slightly specific. The Tevinter Imperium to name a country, Qarinus, to be as specific as you have been, but I have a bit of an adtantage in that I've learned a bit about your homeland. You're..."American", correct?
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[Even if no one fucking listens to him]
It has its charms, I could not imagine finding anywhere else home, properly. At current times, New York is set to be the technological leader in our modern world.
[Thedas, Tevinter Imperium...]
... Latin?
[God it sounds like it]
Yes, I'm American. We've but been a country for a little over half a century now.
[Fine okay no, he'll talk to this dream and then he'll wake up and shake Katrina awake and talk about it for an hour. Good plan, he is okay with this]
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Oh, yes, most places of its like generally do. It's where all the fun is, after all. [He smiles, giving Ichabod a slight nod.]
They have keen similarities, don't they, Latin and Ancient Tevene? I noticed it myself, though I'm fluent in neither. [He chuckles.] We in the Imperium are rather fond of our traditions, but use the Trade tongue most commonly. We've kept a few of the more colorful phrases, though.
[He raises an eyebrow.]
Ah, I see...well. At least slightly. I've never visited a nation so young, personally. It must be turmultuous. Navigating the rapids of well-established political atmospheres is bad enough as it is.
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[But he's not European so fuck that]
I'd hesitate to say fun....
[Considering Ichabod's idea of a good time is a rousing Friday night inside reading anatomy books and fine tuning autopsy equipment]
It's... It's the language used in science, a universal language meant to unify the various nations when it comes to identification. I cannot say it's actually still in technical use, but...
[Well it seems there might be some more similarities between Latin and... Ancient Tevene? He's not sure if his brain could make this shit up]
It's going quite well, currently. We've begun to expand our borders, and it's the turn of a new century now. I'd like to imagine we're going to be just fine.
[A breath, just to center himself]
Mister... Pavus.
[is pavus a last name he doesn't know what is happening anymore]
I suppose you could... say I'm conducting a bit of an experiment, currently. Someone has mentioned that you cannot, in fact, read in a dream. Have you found this fact to be true?
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That depends on your definition of fun, wouldn't you say? [He gives Ichabod a playful smirk before moving on.]
Ancient Tevene is something like that. We still use it officially in calendars, festivals, ceremonies, and the like, as well as species classification.
[He smiles, inclining his head in acceptance.] I can assure you, Constable, I have it on good authority you are just fine.
[And at the address, he chuckles.] It would be more appropriate to address me as Lord Pavus, but there's no call for decorum. Dorian will be just fine.
[He taps his chin.] I've heard people say it's not possible to read in a dream, but I've never had the problem. Though I may be a special case...well, those of my kind may be special cases, that is to say.
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[The point goes whistling over his head, there it goes! Don't worry, it's like this for everyone]
Yes! Species classification, and for official names for illnesses as well.
[... That sounds strange. But if a dream wants to tell him America isn't going to collapse and die in its first century, oki doki]
If that is what you prefer, Dorian.
So you'd consider yourself outside the normal scope of people in that respect. ... Well that's really... not going to help me answer this question.
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[He nods.] Illnesses, yes, and a few spells.
[He inclines his head.] It is. There's no reason to not become familiar. We are all trapped here until we find a way to leave, after all.
[He rolls his shoulder.] That doesn't mean I can't help you with your experiment, of course.
[And the next, Ichabod will receive as text on his screen.]
How goes the reading of this, Constable?
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[HERP DERP]
Well I... I read. I have a fondness for writing...
[About dead things and tools mostly. There's a pause as the words appear on the screen and oh he wishes it was a mass of gobbledegook.]
I...
[Well now what smart guy? There's a long, slow, drawn out pause as he spends a very long time analyzing the sentence, and putting two and twenty two together and then-
The phone clatters across the ground.
Ichabod no.]
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Finding the prone man proves to be easy enough, given he's just outside the Bay, and he kneels beside Ichabod quickly, sliding a small vial of smelling salts from his hip pouch as he does so, removing the cork and waving it under his nose.]
Venhedis. Wake up.
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Or rather, motionless near a bench, he'd had the foresight to remain off to the side where all these stupid goddamn horseless magic carriages couldn't run him the hell over.
Oh but lord did he know that smell, shot like an arrow through his brain. There's a snort, a sputter, and he comes to, wide eyed and dizzy but hey, he's awake]
... So it's not a dream.
[The tone was weak and wondering, his eyes threatening to roll back again, but at least he seemed to be holding on this time]
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[He corks the vial of smelling salts and pockets it before standing and holding out a hand to the man.]
There are many who would claim as much, but no. It isn't.
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Give him a second, he needs to reboot his humor.
He took the offered hand though, swaying a bit on his feet as he took a deep breath.]
... But it can't be possible either...
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[My, that blush did attractive things to this man's pale face.]
It's my experience that Americans are arrogant. Just an observation I've made since coming here, no offense meant of course, but-
[He pauses here for a moment as he rests a steadying hand on Ichabod's shoulder.] -are you so arrogant as to assume you understand every mechanization of the universe?
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Thankfully, the cruel bite of irony managed to catch up with him and he shut his mouth again, frustrated, offended, and miserably aware that he'd put himself in a corner without even having to say anything]
I'm-
I'd like to think I have a very good idea of it.
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What if I were to tell you that I hale from a world called Thedas, and have only been introduced to your Earth upon arriving here? Do you still think you have a very good idea of what is?
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[Stars were a different matter, no one had telescopes powerful enough to see the fading and brightening caused by planets crossing between their view and the star itself. He was still so sure there might yet still be things to be found on the planets in their own solar system.
But he wasn't surprised to hear it, if anything his expression brightened for just a moment. New knowledge that fit neatly into the rest of the puzzle?
Yes please.
But that's off topic, not what the question was technically asking]
I don't claim to know everything, I... claim to have a set of laws that I know to be true, and things that wander outside of them may cause some need to address the matter.
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Certainly, Ichabod, certainly. What about this place suggests it does not, in fact, fit with your set of laws?
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I cannot deduce what has brought me here, how it has done so nor for what purpose.
If I cannot even come up with a plausible scientific explanation for how I arrived, how can I then assume that my current location exists?
Even if I'd perhaps been kidnapped in my sleep, I'd still be on earth, somewhere, in a place with recognizable technology, in a land who's name fits into the languages of earth.
I would have a plausible explanation for my transport, and know the process in which I arrived.
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[He chuckles.]
You see, I would assume it is a far more logical deductive process to assume a thing exists, and thus work out how. For example: fire. Fire is the result of energies reacting with one another, correct? if one knows, on a subliminal, fundamental level, what this reaction feels like to be forced to occur, it can be convinced to do so, with the proper mathematical formula and the proper application of energy without a fuel.
[And he raises a hand.] No fainting, though I wouldn't blame you. It is, as a...dear friend of mine would say, "awesome". [And he snaps his fingers (which isn't necessary) and a flame appears in the palm of his hand. It's warm, flickers like actual fire, and will burn if Ichabod tries to touch it.]
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I could assume all day that unicorns are real, and assume thus that one managed to escape the flood sent by God and still carries on to this day in the woods somewhere, but until I find said unicorn and bring either the unicorn itself or parts of it to be studied, I'll be laughed out of every college and lecture hall in the country, and further m-
[where did that fire come from
well he shut up.
Finally.]
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[He smiles at Ichabod's silence, and moves to transfer the flickering flame from one hand to the other. It isn't much energy that's require to conjure a flame this small, so maintaining it is simplicity itself.]
You believe me to exist because you've seen me, yes? There are some here who have not. I assume they'd believe me to be real on your word. Yes, I understand not believing in unicorns without proof, but why? I've never seen a unicorn, but there are enough accounts of sightings to take one's word at least something very much like it is real.
[Because he's one for flamboyance along with words, he claps his hands together, extinguishing the flame with a flourish.]
Did you feel its warmth, Ichabod? Do you believe it to have been real fire?
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Surely, there was a trick here somewhere. A hidden pipette, some sort of inclusion of gas, a spark, something, intently watching every single motion.]
Without physical proof, everything is hearsay, and you cannot build anything upon the words of a dozen easily misguided people.
[A hard look at the empty hands.]
I've heard tell the brain can fabricate sensations where there are none to maintain a sense of grounded reality.
[Ichabod, stop]
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[He cuts himself off, shaking his head.]
You think you feel the heat because you should? [He laughs.]
Very well, then. Close your eyes and turn around. Let's see what you feel when you have no idea what to expect.