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[melodiouspacifist]

[This is no post from the pod, in fact, he's snuck in a few days ago. He's been watching and observing people in his friendly way, but he hasn't approached anyone yet.

Demyx is bored. He isn't used to having no one to talk to so he activates his device and smiles brightly for the camera.]

Hi! I'm Demyx!

I know you can talk on this thing, so I thought I'd say hi, and do that. This place is pretty interesting, although I didn't think I'd still be here.

[He couldn't just teleport home. Weird.]

Oh well, nothing I can do about it. So, how are you?

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[melodiouspacifist]

...Ew.

[That would be messy. He hums a little, cool? He looks skeptical. Museums are boring and educational]

I've never really heard of that before. I don't think I've ever seen one.

[geez_louise]

Yeah, I know! Cool, huh? Then good for you. Being asthmatic kind of sucks. For whoever is, anyway.

[melodiouspacifist]

I guess, if it wasn't trying to kill me. How dangerous could a sparkling non-scary vampire be?

[He smiles and shrugs, different times that's all.]

I'll take your word for that.

[geez_louise]

If he was trying to kill you? Probably wouldn't want to risk it. Hey, I know what I'm talking about. I mean, I don't have it, but a friend of mine sure does. It sucks for him.

[melodiouspacifist]

Well yeah, obviously, but what if it's just standing there? Is it dangerous?

[He nods a little in understanding.]

It's just a weird thing! I never thought of it before.

[geez_louise]

He's a VAMPIRE. If he sparkles in the sunlight, obviously the dummy won't be outside so you know, right?

Vampires are always going to be dangerous!

Oh, I wouldn't either! I just have a friend who's like that. He can't help it.

[melodiouspacifist]

Oh, right. Wait...then how do you know he sparkles in the first place?

I'm so confused.

[It just makes no sense at all.]

[geez_louise]

It was in a book. A bad book. That was made into a movie. An even worse movie.

We were just transported into a new world, and THIS is the weird thing?

[melodiouspacifist]

Ugh, books. Reading is a lot of work.

[He's so lazy, run Louise, he's a bad influence.]

Yes! This is the weird thing. I never considered sparkling vampires.

[geez_louise]

Pfft, I know, right? Books. [Louise does not need much nudging to be lazy on purpose]. Yeah well, I bet no one else did until that ditz wrote about them either.

[melodiouspacifist]

I know people that read. They're really boring on top of that. You'd think reading could make them interesting but...Zexy's just boring.

[He's not here to protest the nickname or the assertion he's boring. Win/win.]

It sounds stupid. I don't want to read that.

[geez_louise]

Zexy? Come on man, that's not a real name. If that IS, I think they have WAY more problems than being a book nerd.

[Though it probably didn't help].

NO ONE DOES! No one sane, anyway! But can you believe the idiots that made that writer RICH?! This is why women are dumb!

[melodiouspacifist]

[He giggles.]

Yep, that's totally his name! [No, no it isn't.] Oh, if he comes here I dare you to call him that!

[His voice and eyes are so full of mirth, somewhere Zexion is readying his book to smack him on the head with it.]

His name is Zexion, I call him Zexy because I call everyone by nicknames, almost. Most of the time they find it annoying.

[He stares for a moment.]

Sparkling vampires made the writer rich? But...but it's so stupid!

[geez_louise]

You wouldn't have to!

[Louise lived to bend rules.]

I think in my world, most people would find it uncomfortable.

[It sounded pretty close to "sexy" after all].

Yeah, so maybe our worlds aren't so similar. In mine, the phrase a sucker is born every minute" can definitely equal some cash.

[melodiouspacifist]

[And that's what's annoying about it, which means he should be called that more because likely Zexion was uncomfortable by it.]

Maybe, but annoys him because he has a stick up his butt.

[He's so boring.]

I obviously live in the wrong world. [He laughs.] My world is..really weird anyway, and dark and there's nothing fun there.

[geez_louise]

Oh man. I think I would need to meet him and bring some fun to his life.

[Louise was a lot like that. Like a great little typhoon of crazy].

Dark? How dark? Like, The Cure kind of dark, or Beetlejuice kinda dark? I can do the latter.

[melodiouspacifist]

I would pay real munny to see that.

[He arches an eyebrow.]

I don't know what those are. I mean literally dark. It was always night, no daytime.

[geez_louise]

"Munny..." [What the hell?] How would you even see?

[melodiouspacifist]

Yeah that's my world's currency. I don't have a ton or anything but it would be so funny to see that.

[He sighs.]

Our castle is so white it's practically blinding. And there's Kingdom Hearts in the sky.

[geez_louise]

Yeah, trust me. I think we all want to have a little more "Munny." [In that this motivated Louise a lot of the time]. Why would you want everything white? That would stain so easy. It's just impractical. What is a "Kingdom Hearts?"

[melodiouspacifist]

Ugh, I don't know, it's so boring. Literally everything is white. My whole room. The bed, the frame, the bedding, the floor, wall, ceiling. So very white.

[He hums thoughtfully.]

It's like a huge heartshaped moon in the sky.

[geez_louise]

What kind of horrible decorators live in this world?! White everywhere?! The only place like that in my world is for crazy people!

[Hmm. What exactly did that mean about this guy? Well, whatever. Crazy people were fun sometimes, right]?

No kidding? What's it's purpose?

[melodiouspacifist]

My boss decorated everything.

[Crazy is definitely not out of the question when it comes to his boss, and even technically all of them, but Demyx was one of the better adjusted.]

It's... [He's a little hesitant to frighten some little girl.] Well apart from giving the world its only light, it's part of the Superior's pet project. Who knows how it really works?

[geez_louise]

He has horrible taste then.

[Louise made a face].

So giving the world light is a PET project? What the hell is the actual real project?

[melodiouspacifist]

It's way too complicated to get into, I don't even understand it.