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[bigbadrose]

Hey so, bit of a weird question. Anyone here ever heard of Torchwood, and could maybe point me how to get back to contacting the local branch? That'd be really handy, yeah?

Year and star system coordinates would also be fantastic, but I'm not holdin' my breath waitin'.

[Bites her bottom lip in thought.]

[She doesn't even know which universe this is. Much less how she got here without a dimension cannon or where everyone she was with went. Maybe they're here. But then maybe even saying their name depending on the universe is dangerous. Luckily, she's had 5+ years (give or take for literal dimension rewinds and time in the vortex) of experience in learning how to do codes.]

Here's a fairytale you've probably never heard before.

Once upon a time there was a big bad wolf. She wandered a city of metal filled with metal men. [Too dangerous to even say the world cyberman until she learned more!] She thought she was on a mission to hunt down her lost prince. But she was actually on a mission to find home. Bit like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz if you know it. And one day she met a man who wasn't a prince at all. He was a very brainy professor. There was even another man who started off as a mouse but turned into a lion full of courage, saving worlds he never even knew existed. And a really flirty captain who was probably too pretty for his own good. They weren't off to find a wizard. Just a blue box.

The big bad wolf ran away from home and her pack over and over and over again, but no matter how many times she ran, and how many new friends she made or which universe she fell into, something was always calling her back. 'Pparently you can't escape your family that easily. That or the Big Bad Wolf's mum was seriously terrifying and would fight a werewolf for diamonds and totally win.

Thanks for listening, Ta!

Comments

Re: video;

[big_bad_ending]

The Shadow Realm.

Why do ya keep callin' yourself a big bad wolf? You're the most hairless human girl I've ever seen.

Not to mention waaaay too happy and perky.

Re: video;

[bigbadrose]

Cool name.

[Just.... grins.] Codename. It wouldn't work well if it was too on the nose. [Taps her finger to her nose tip at that.]

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[big_bad_ending]

Better than "Jubiland," that's for sure.

[This one is hard to troll, but this is kinda...okay.]

I see, so you're not an actual big bad wolf who goes around gobbling up little girls in red hoods and stealing everyone's hopes and dreams.

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[bigbadrose]

Jubiland? Is that your nickname, Ulric? [He might be hard to troll, but she'll try.]

[As for that question.... her expression doesn't change at all.]

[She just rests her hands on the back of her head.]

Never judge by a pretty picture. [She plucks idly at the leather jacket and shrugs.] Usually I'm the one in the red hoodie. It would have worked better for this imagery, but at the time, it was my war armor.

Re: video;

[big_bad_ending]

Nope. Tis the name of a kingdom we conquered.

[He can appreciate a wearer of leather.]

Huh! A hoodie won't do ya much good 'round these parts, girlie.

Re: video;

[bigbadrose]

Oh. Neat. [Wars....] Sounds like a bit of a pushover though.

You think? I'll stick to the leather then, thanks.