A RARE SMOKER POST [Video]

[justicereigns]

[Growly marine is growly!] I was going to ignore this for being so stupid, I haven't even been here for fifteen years!

[All but chomps his cigar ends off, before withdrawing and replacing them. Yes, that's two cigars at once. He might have an addiction "problem." Except he'll tell you flat out, his problem is everyone else claiming it's a bad thing, kthx and shove off and myob.]

However, recent events have prompted a much needed vivification.

I do not owe back taxes. And any foolish outlaw who thinks to use my name as an excuse for their own activities will get my boot upside their head! [Pause. And then if that wasn't already painfully obvious:] With my foot still in it. That is all.

Comments

[video]

[chicken_kun]

Heh! Well at least this is one way of finding out your dumb face is still here, White Hunter.

C'mon, don't you want to join the pirate side? It's fun bein' on the run!

[video]

[justicereigns]

Hell fucking no.

Not ever.

Why hasn't your ugly mug gotten less deranged?

[video]

[chicken_kun]

Kyehahahahahahahaa! What, did you think a place like this would mellow me out? Nah, man, I'm havin' a good time.

[also, no more Straw Hats to keep him on a leash, but shh, he won't tell]