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genessia2017-07-26 03:04 pm
justicereigns) wrote in genessia2017-07-26 03:04 pm
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A RARE SMOKER POST [Video]
[Growly marine is growly!] I was going to ignore this for being so stupid, I haven't even been here for fifteen years!
[All but chomps his cigar ends off, before withdrawing and replacing them. Yes, that's two cigars at once. He might have an addiction "problem." Except he'll tell you flat out, his problem is everyone else claiming it's a bad thing, kthx and shove off and myob.]
However, recent events have prompted a much needed vivification.
I do not owe back taxes. And any foolish outlaw who thinks to use my name as an excuse for their own activities will get my boot upside their head! [Pause. And then if that wasn't already painfully obvious:] With my foot still in it. That is all.
[All but chomps his cigar ends off, before withdrawing and replacing them. Yes, that's two cigars at once. He might have an addiction "problem." Except he'll tell you flat out, his problem is everyone else claiming it's a bad thing, kthx and shove off and myob.]
However, recent events have prompted a much needed vivification.
I do not owe back taxes. And any foolish outlaw who thinks to use my name as an excuse for their own activities will get my boot upside their head! [Pause. And then if that wasn't already painfully obvious:] With my foot still in it. That is all.
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[Woops. A little frazzled nerves.]
[And he snorts.] Maybe when I actually do something wrong, I'll be sure to fix it. Legally. [RAISES SUNGLASSES TO GIVE HER A LOOK.]
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[And yet the look does nothing for her.]
Well, have fun in jail. Sure they'll come for you. Also, what is that look? You look like someone came and kicked you in the crotch.