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[sarcastass]

... I'm looking for decent places to eat.

When I use the word decent, I mean I'd like something that takes longer to cook than however long it takes to thaw the ice off in the microwave with more thought and care given to the recipe than just add powdered cheese and milk.

I know there are places out there that cater to my ridiculously high standards.

I'm counting on one of you to steer me correctly. For the sake of sanity, Tannusen you're banned from giving me any food related advice.

I get the distinct feeling that any comment you could possibly give me for suggestions of things to put in my mouth is going to make me angry.

[TOWNY TOWN TOWNING]

[And yes, at some point, he'd ever get the information he asked for, or he'd just up and go adventuring himself. As usual, the demon is impeccably dressed, lovely three piece Italian suit and black lacquered, gold tipped cane in place.

And as usual, Midge is along the for the ride, the little minion having assumed the now expected shape of a fat, bouncing, happy little corgi.

And as was usual, it wasn't enough for Szel to leave the house dressed to the nines. No, Midge the corgi was sporting a fantastic little knitted number in shades of pink and black, the words "cupcake king" lovingly stitched into the fabric.

Don't bother asking why.

At any point in time, Szel could be found haunting any and all higher quality eateries, from cafes to bakeries to full scale restaurants, the scent of expensive vodka starting to similarly haunt him the more doors he traipsed out of.

Enjoy.]

Comments

Voice

[black_black_heart]

[ DO YOU THINK

THAT WILL STOP HIM?!

DO YOU? ]

You know, you weren't complaining the first time we talked and you ended up with a mouth full of meat.

Re: Voice

[sarcastass]

Which was steak and definitely not anything else.

[black_black_heart]

[ Look, Szel, you named him in your little broadcast. You know him well enough to know that summons him! Especially when it's telling him not to do something!

Cat. ]

Well of course. I've seen those teeth of yours.

[sarcastass]

They're perfect, thanks for mentioning them.

[SHUT UP]

Aren't you supposed to be asleep?

[black_black_heart]

You ought to know speaking a Faerie's name summons them. When it's inconvenient, at least.

[sarcastass]

I thought that was if it was repeated three times.

[black_black_heart]

Well, I'm also a cat, so it's twice the troublemaker for the price.

[sarcastass]

I'm going to redesign the code in these phones so that every time you contact me, you get electrocuted.

[black_black_heart]

So... I should put you on speed-dial, is what I'm hearing.

Maybe automated. Do you think ADB works on these?

[sarcastass]

Don't include me in your weird fetishes, Tannusen.

[black_black_heart]

[ Nothing in reply for the moment but laughter. ]

[sarcastass]

[HUSH]

Of course.

Tell me when you're done.

[black_black_heart]

[ More. Laughing. ]

Video

[bigbadrose]

[GIGGLING SO MUCH.] If you already know your standards are too high for anything we could suggest, why bother asking?

Re: Video

[sarcastass]

I remember specifically stating that I know there's places that meet them. Unless everyone here has suddenly turned into Tannusen, you're allowed to offer a suggestion.

I've the utmost faith that someone else here likes real food and not just scraping the bottom of dumpsters for sustenance.

Re: Video

[bigbadrose]

Do you like ice cream with pop rocks?

[Blame Koishi.]

Re: Video

[sarcastass]

No.

[Szel, this is not what friendly looks like]

Re: Video

[bigbadrose]

Pizza?

Re: Video

[sarcastass]

Are you ignoring the fact I mentioned I'm looking for decent food?

Re: Video

[bigbadrose]

SEE? I KNEW IT! You have stupidly high standards!

Tell me what kind of food you actually like first!

Re: Video

[sarcastass]

I didn't realize not liking cheese swimming in fats and oils and frozen curdled sugar milk was high standards.

Maybe I just wanted a nicely toasted fish sandwich.

Re: Video

[bigbadrose]

[ALL THE AMUSED. ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIZZA IS ALIEN.]

[But you're forgiven for being a... angel-bug-dude something or other.]

Maybe Fayren? I'm more of a fish'n'chips girl, shocking I'm sure. [Sarcasm because even with universe hopping, her London accent is thick enough to cut bricks on.] So I haven't tried everything yet. And my best friend doesn't like fish, since it was all he had growin' up and I've mostly been draggin' him around when I go out on the town.

How do you like your fish grilled? And your sandwiches. If it's not too exotic, I can try to make you one so long as you do the grocery shoppin'. And have a kitchen.

Re: Video

[sarcastass]

I want to eat outside of my house, I'm not inviting a stranger in.

That's how my things get stolen.

[There's an obvious gesture at the blacked out glasses, even as the massive bug pops into reality again on his shoulder, massive golden eyes staring a hole into the communicator]

I tend to miss things.

Re: Video

[bigbadrose]

[LAUGHS.]

Okay. Wanna go out and we can test Fayren places together and you can tell me how everything I'm eating and thinking is delicious is actually horrible and wrong and I should grow better standards?

[Come on, you gotta admit, that's one hell of an offer~]

Re: Video

[sarcastass]

[On the one hand, NO.

He's changed his mind, he wants to sit inside all day and reread the entire library from A to Z and study Tannusen's helpful 'notes' on some of the more salacious texts.

On the other hand, he did this to give himself an excuse to go outside and talk with the local peasantry.

His Divine Majesty does actually need to go outside sometime]

... Fine. Where are we meeting.