[Video]

[big_bad_ending]

[It was truly an odd spectacle for a certain fairy tale villain to show up on the network. Even more unusual was what he has to say.]

Hello, Genessia... I have a small, yet... important request. Important to me, at least. I decided I will start a hobby. I want to collect a photos of everyone here.

So... Anyone willing to sell me a photo or two?

Comments

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Yeah that doesn't sound fishy at all... ]

And what are you intending to do with them?

[big_bad_ending]

Why, hang them on the wall of my room, of course.

[Of course, saying this in the most sarcastic way possible. He will definitely keep them in a book at the very least.]

I have nothing evil planned with them. They're just photographs, after all~

[orlokbutterfly]

[Well, that sounds kinda weird. He'll pop up on the feed with his butterfly adorned cigarette holder hanging out of his mouth, and looking like he was laying on the countertop of one of his bars, laying on his side in a way that could be best described as "paint me like one of your french girls."]

Soooo, you askin' for people to send you nudes? 'cuz that's gonna cost ya extra, buddy.

[big_bad_ending]

Doesn't have to be nudes, bub. I'm talking selfies, or whatever the heck that Sonico chick was sellin' before.

Besides, I don't want nudes of dudes.

[Video]

[swordprincess]

[She's probably wondering the same thing that 3/4ths of the population are wondering.]

And...what do you plan to do with all these...photos?

Re: [Video]

[big_bad_ending]

Nothing sinister. What evil could I do? Run around town trying to give people paper cuts?

ANON TEXT

[shortandsweet]

[ sends a high resolution photo of Cassian, and another of Kaytoo.

What could go wrong? ]

Re: SO VERY ANON

[big_bad_ending]

[Kaytoo! He hates that trash can.]

Thank ya kindly.

[Video]

[sonicosuper]

*Here is Sonico, appearing really rather bashful and awkward*

I have some but... you didn't appear very interested last time...

Re: [Video]

[big_bad_ending]

I had thought of buying something from you. But your damn guard dogs wouldn't stop barking at me for teasing you.

Video.

[pumpkinmagic]

[Oh, a dog! Dog, meet the girl with animal ears.]

Blair don't mind sending a photo or two.

Re: Video.

[big_bad_ending]

[Good to have such a willing accomplice for a change.]

Good, good. Send them my way at your earliest convenience.

[text]

[chicken_kun]

[BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR when a troll is around.

this is what he sends over]

Re: [text]

[big_bad_ending]

Oops. File corrupted.

text

[fukkinawesome]

[So this arrives over the feed with very little warning]

be nice to it. it took forever to get that shot

Re: text

[big_bad_ending]

[Dude, asking Ulric to be nice is, like, asking for too much.]

This is photoshopped, isn't it?

Video

[bigbadrose]

[SENDS OVER PHOTOS OF LIKE THE ENTIRE DW CAST HERE, Plus her Mum, baby brother, Dad, and Mickey Smith, and Sarah Jane Smith (not related), and Jake Tapper.]

[....]

[You're welcome?]

What are they for?

[She probably should have asked that FIRST, not AFTER.]

Re: Video

[big_bad_ending]

[Wtf. Just, dubya tee eff. He asked for selfies, not a whole family album.]

Do ya... Wanna throw in a photo of the kitchen sink while yer at it?

[Video]

[generalgrievous]

That is a dangerous request.

Re: [Video]

[big_bad_ending]

Oh please. What can I do with them? Draw little villain moustaches?

Voice

[melodiouspacifist]

Sorry, I don't have any pictures of myself. What's this hobby about? It sounds interesting.

Re: Voice

[big_bad_ending]

It's just for a scrap book. Nothing all that fancy. Not like modelling or being city Guardian, or anything.

[Video]

[tiniestnihilist]

A furry wants pictures of people? Yeah. That's not fucking creepy at all.

Re: [Video]

[big_bad_ending]

How original; a kid who swears.

video;

[icyheart]

No.

Re: video;

[big_bad_ending]

Oh, c'mon. Don't be that way. Didn't your mother ever teach you not to be a tease~?

[Video]

[fairysoul]

You're still trying to find a way to summon your evil master, aren't you?