[Video] Sonico Scores A Bounty

[sonicosuper]

*The feed opens on a beautifully manicured lawn and a row of carefully placed rocks and garden ornaments, then it moves upwards to show a pair of cute trainers, some bare legs and shorts, then upwards to reveal the rest of a crouching Sonico, a rather startled and terrified Sonico*

Uhm... I was wondering... Does anyone have any tips for moving bodies?

*She bites her lip then turns the camera from herself to instead show the back of a figure lying on his side. Looks like Sonico has moved his arms and legs so that he is lying straight*

Oh! He is still breathing! Please don't worry! But... he is unconscious I think, and rather heavy...

*Is that a broken garden gnome beside him?*

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[scarlet_devil]

Ah... Sonico? Where exactly are you right now?

[ Remilia will come to help her, since she's Sakuya's friend and all that... ]

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[sonicosuper]

I'm in Attleton...

*She glances around until she sees a street sign, which she then repeats*

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[scarlet_devil]

Lucky for you I'm superhumanly strong. I shouldn't be long... but try to tie him up in the meantime?

[ Let it not be said that Remilia Scarlet won't aid a human. ]

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[sonicosuper]

Tie him up? Uh...okay.

*Only Sonico has nothing to tie him with, except for her shoe laces, which she now sits down and starts to undo while she waits for Remilia to turn up*

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[orlokbutterfly]

[Gale looks like he's holding back quite a bit of laughter when he appears on screen. And oh hey, is he somewhere in Attleton too? Weird.]

What did you do, kid?

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[sonicosuper]

*Please don't laugh, Uncle Gale, not when she looks so pale and distraught*

I didn't do anything! Well... I just wanted to stop him. I think I startled him... a little...

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[orlokbutterfly]

[Oh, Sonico. You're so precious. Gale's doing his best not to chuckle, but the guy meeting a gnome face first is way too funny.]

I shouldn't be too far, now that I realize. I can be there to help if ya want.

[He'd actually retreated like a block down, shhh. She doesn't need to know that.]

What were ya doing? I can't imagine a guy would faceplant into a gnome if you wanted to return a lost wallet.

[om_nom_namur]

[aslajdkssfsa]

Holy shit! What the hell happened?

[Namur looks pretty worse for wear himself. He's up and at 'em now, but it seems like that may have been a very recent development.]

Shit, I'mma be there in a minute. Get a log or a pipe or some shit, y' bash that sucker's head in if he so much as twitches!

[sonicosuper]

*Sonico just stares in alarm for a moment - it seems that Namur has got entirely the wrong end of the stick*

B-but - I don't want to - I'm not going to -

*Even if this guy had tried to hurt her, there was no way she could bash anybody's head in!*

[om_nom_namur]

Then get outta there! Whoever knocked that guy out could still be hangin' 'round!

[On Namur's end, there seems to be a lot of shuffling around, though it's kind of dark, wherever he is.]

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[melodiouspacifist]

He looks bigger than you. What you could do is push him into a sitting up position, wrap your arms around him under his arms and then pull really hard. Or you can drag by the ankles too.

[He may know some things about this topic.]

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[sonicosuper]

*Sonico appears quite shocked by this, but then she slowly shakes her head*

No... I'm afraid I'm not strong enough for any of that...

[melodiouspacifist]

As long as you're not moving him too far, those ways will make it possible, or should anyway. Bend your knees.

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[k2so]

Sonico? Do you need me to come and hit them harder?

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[sonicosuper]

Oh! Oh no, thank you. I think he's been hiy enough...

*There's a small trickle of blood on his head after all*

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[k2so]

Hm. If you are sure.

Who's that man? Did he try anything?

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[heptagram]

Eh? I didn't think you were the sort who would do something like that. Am I learning more about you, now? You seem like the cute idol-ish type on the outside, but on the inside, you're some kind of secret master assassin, preserving the skills of your ancient lineage?

Nah. Too anime.

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[sonicosuper]

Secret master assassin?

*No, Sonico looks far too pale and far too alarmed at the concept for that to be true. She shook her head very slowly*

Not me. Yes...too anime...

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[heptagram]

Then again, you wouldn't tell me if you were, would you? [She laughs a little.

Her sense of humor is terrible.]

Anyway, I'm not great with moving bodies, but I could help you prepare a place to hide it or to dispose of it.

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[icyheart]

Way to show that you really don't know anything and you get by with pure dumb luck.

[Hi, she has returned.]

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[sonicosuper]

*Oh no, her again. Come on, Sonico, you can prove that you're badass, right?*

What are you talking about? I made this happen.

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[icyheart]

You had to ask for tips. That's the sign of someone not knowing what they are doing.

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[fairysoul]

What happened?

[To the guy, of course. Still Sonico looks pretty shaken too.]

Are you alright?

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[sonicosuper]

Oh. Uhm...

*That's a good question. It doesn't look like Sonico fully knows herself*

Some...walking and then...an accident?

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[fairysoul]

What kind of accident?