[Video] Sonico Scores A Bounty

[sonicosuper]

*The feed opens on a beautifully manicured lawn and a row of carefully placed rocks and garden ornaments, then it moves upwards to show a pair of cute trainers, some bare legs and shorts, then upwards to reveal the rest of a crouching Sonico, a rather startled and terrified Sonico*

Uhm... I was wondering... Does anyone have any tips for moving bodies?

*She bites her lip then turns the camera from herself to instead show the back of a figure lying on his side. Looks like Sonico has moved his arms and legs so that he is lying straight*

Oh! He is still breathing! Please don't worry! But... he is unconscious I think, and rather heavy...

*Is that a broken garden gnome beside him?*

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[heptagram]

Eh? I didn't think you were the sort who would do something like that. Am I learning more about you, now? You seem like the cute idol-ish type on the outside, but on the inside, you're some kind of secret master assassin, preserving the skills of your ancient lineage?

Nah. Too anime.

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[sonicosuper]

Secret master assassin?

*No, Sonico looks far too pale and far too alarmed at the concept for that to be true. She shook her head very slowly*

Not me. Yes...too anime...

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[heptagram]

Then again, you wouldn't tell me if you were, would you? [She laughs a little.

Her sense of humor is terrible.]

Anyway, I'm not great with moving bodies, but I could help you prepare a place to hide it or to dispose of it.

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[sonicosuper]

I suppose I wouldn't but... I'm really not!

*Not that this answer has made very much of a difference to her point*

Dispose? Oh, I can't do that! I'm not sure I should hide it either. It's more about...how to turn him in.

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[heptagram]

Oh.

Well, in that case, you might want to look for someone who's stronger physically than me.

[She could use her magic to help, but that would either a. be dangerous; or b. require her to develop a new spell.

Which, granted, is possible and all, but might take a while.]

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[sonicosuper]

*Sonico nods in agreement at the suggestion*

I didn't really think this through...but I'm sure someone will come along soon.