[ video ] AKA Did I Just Void the Warranty?

[make_a_decision]

[ Fumbling. Wait, a button got pushed-- ]

[ Falling. A flash of the sky, a blurry figure, then nothing. ]

[ Well, nothing visual, anyway. ]

Shhhit.

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[Video]

[tiniestnihilist]

Huh. I've never seen someone show they're a fucking train wreck in about five seconds flat.

Nice work.

[ audio ]

[make_a_decision]

[ A crinkle of paper in her other hand as Jessica crouches down near the phone, not bothering to flip it over or pick it up yet. ] Yeah well, I've got a record to beat.

[ audio ]

[tiniestnihilist]

Then I officially grant you the time record for showing five cities worth of people that you're a train wreck. You will go down in history as the fastest train wreck ever.

voice

[sarcastass]

[GOLF CLAP]

[ audio ]

[make_a_decision]

Stuff it, asshole.

voice

[sarcastass]

Oh! You found out what part of it to talk into!

[GOLF CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

[Video]

[k2so]

Got it right on the first try.

[ audio ]

[make_a_decision]

[ The phone's still face down in the dirt, Jessica not bothering to flip it over or pick it up yet. She crouches down beside it and takes a swig from her bottle. Nope, no idea yet she's talking with a robot. ] Didn't ask you.

[permavideo for K2SO]

[k2so]

[That's fine with him, he rather likes it when people doesn't realize it.]

You didn't ask anybody, it seems.

But most newbies here have that reaction.

[Video]

[initia_nova]

[Well, that sure was an introduction.]

Are you all right?

[ audio ]

[make_a_decision]

[ The phone's still faceplanted in the dirt. Jessica crouches down beside it, giving her paper bagged bottle of booze a thoughtful shake. ]

No.

[ Mocking valley girl voice in 3, 2, 1... ]

I dropped my phone and it is like, the worst thing ever.

[ What is with all these concerned people? Freaks. ]

[ video ]

[initia_nova]

[She isn't looking but Scott doesn't seem particularly bothered by the mocking. It's not the first time he gets an answer like that.]

I'm more concerned about the reason why you dropped the phone on the first place. Rough day?

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[stairsbro]

And there it goes. Stupid slippery fucking phones.

[ audio ]

[make_a_decision]

Why did they make it out of glass?

[stairsbro]

Aesthetics, probably. The people that made this place are actual morons. Possibly the mad scientist kind of actual morons.

Video.

[carrythesin]

[Well, she meant to just browse here and probably hit the video button instead. She wasn't used to this phone okay?

Have a young teen staring down in her phone in silent.]

[make_a_decision]

[ With the phone face down in the dirt and the stranger being quiet, Jessica wasn't aware the thing was doing the thing until she picked the phone up a few moments later, brushing dirt off of it with the end of her scarf and then pausing to frown down at the screen. ] Can I... help you?

[carrythesin]

[There was a long stare and silent. After a moment was when she realized her thing is on. A small hum escaped.]

Sorry.

[Video]

[borntolove]

[Have a smiling face that looks rather familiar expect that this smile is genuine over what KillGrave would give and voice is a bit higher pitched]

Hallo. Welcome to Genessia.

[Meanwhile, has his red sandshoes on the table to the side and crisscrossed and waving at her]

[ audio ]

[make_a_decision]

[ With the phone face down in the dirt, all Jessica gets so far is the voice. Which makes her pause mid-drink out of her bottle for a second -- and then resume. It's not exactly the same voice. Not exactly the same accent, either. Close enough to earn a pause, but that's it. ] A real chatty bunch, aren't you.

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[borntolove]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

[Ten pops his mouth at the end]

Whut is it you need to know? Need someone to fix your device?

voice

[fukkinawesome]

[Okay so he saw Scott on here and-]

Don't listen to Scott, they're fucking lasers, he's just being a nuge nerd.

[make_a_decision]

[ That part with Scott is under a private lock, but with his reaction to her non-science? Jessica is going to assume this laser eyes thing comes up a lot. Not that that's going to slow her own jokes down one bit. ] And you are?

video;

[ivegotadream]

[Rapunzel paused, she really didn't know what to say.]

Are... You okay? Did something go wrong, do you need help?

[ audio ]

[make_a_decision]

[ The camera on her phone stays dark, face down in the dirt like it is. ]

Stupid glass phone!

[ That's not a very helpful answer, Jessica. ]