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1st Party: Don't Panic. [Video]

[....just kidding! PANIC A LOT!]

HELLLLLOOOOOOO??

Where is everypony??

[At the moment, the camera is facing the sky, as it's on the ground. Not very pony friendly, honestly. Fortunately, Pinkie can be seen with the camera angle below her, calling out to...whomever she's looking for.]

Did we go overboard with hide and seek, Gummy? This doesn't even look like Ponyville...

[Looking up, a small alligator pops out from her mane, blinking quietly in response.]

...yeah, I didn't think so, too. [There's a giggle at how silly she feels at even thinking that.] But what are these...things? They don't even look like ponies!

[Judging eye squint]

So...weird.

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[ Also not a pony]

This world is mostly populated by humans and humanoids, that it is.

[The most normal thing she's seen so far!

Pinkie hears the voice and looks down, seeing a face on the device she was given. Using the curled part of her mane, the device is picked up and brought to eye level.]

So...what kind of creatures are they? Do they breathe fire? Do they eat jewels? Do they stomp on sticks in happiness??

They are generally weak, fragile bipedal creatures with opposable thumbs. They have the potential to become powerful, though. Some can be really smart.

They are fairly good with technology. It feels nice when they pet me.

[Obviously the voice of knowledge here!]

What're thumbs? Do they like petting each other?

[ Hamusuke shows her paw.]

Humans have digits that are more flexible than mine. Thumbs are on the end, which allows them to hold and manipulate objects.

Their fur is generally too sparse for petting, that it is.

Are you alright?

[Belle has never seen someone who looks quite like Pinkie Pie. Even the horses she knew were never pink... this really is a strange world with odd people in it but Belle is open to meeting new people or ponies, as the case may be.]

They're human.

I'm not sure where Ponyville is but my understanding is that this is another world completely.

Oh, I'm fine! Thanks!

[BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS.]

...are you one of them? Did humans fillynap me?

Edited (that expression was too harsh XD) 2017-09-29 13:43 (UTC)

[Belle shakes her head.]

I arrived here like you. I'm sorry but I do not know who brought us here.

Ooooooh. I see!

[That explains...most of everything.]

Do you have a name? I'm Pinkie Pie! Can you tell me more about these huMANS?

[Gotta get used to the new word.]

My name is Belle.

[She seems like a friendly talking... pony...]

What would you like to know?

[Takes a deep breath, and...]

Where do they come from? What's their favorite food? Can they use magic? Why are they only like one color? Can they fly? What's the fashion trend? Do they like parties? Who's the grumpy one of the town? What do I do with all this funny money? Why is it red and not some other color like yellow?

[There's so many more coming!]

Well humans are all very different and they come from many different places. Some can use magic but some cannot. There are also many different skin colors for humans but I've only seen two shades myself. I do know that there are others. To my knowledge humans cannot fly but I suppose those with magic might be able too. Fashion depends on where you're from. I think that everyone likes parties. [Or they should.] I'm not sure if anyone is particularly grumpy here but I can keep a look out. The money is meant to provide you food and lodging while you're here though they do expect those who arrive to get a job. I am not sure why it's red.

[She hopes she has gotten all the questions.]

...is that you, Twilight?!

[Did she find a spell to change her form?!]

[Belle blinks.]

Um... no. As I said. My name is Belle.

[This little thing ought to look like something Pinkie's seen back home. But this is definitely strange to Liora...]

Um...what things? I don't even know what ponies are...

Okay, it's one thing for dragons to not like ponies and all, but another to just ignore our existence. I mean...look at us! You can't miss us!

[Pink and loud! Most ponies are just as colorful, if not more. Probably not as loud.]

Wh-what!? What do you mean "ignore?" I haven't even seen any ponies to ignore!

[She'll just blink at this pink beast for the moment...]

...seriously?! I mean...I know what you are, so isn't that weird to you?

[It's weird to her!]

Well...it would have been, but...this just means that you have dragons in your world, right? But we don't have...ponies...where I come from...

Your world is totally missing out on how awesome we are!

[Shakes her head in shame...but shrugs it off and smiles.]

Well, it's your lucky day! I'm Pinkie Pie, the first pony in your brand new life! What's your name?

I...guess?

[She scratches her head with one of her talons.]

I'm Liora...from Sornieth.

So tell me more about dragons! Do you like eating jewels?

Jewels? Who would eat jewels? They're tasteless, and they have no nutrition...

The dragons in my world eat meat, seafood, plants, or insects, depending on the breed. There are...thirteen different breeds so far...I think? Though there may be more that may be discovered or born in the future. I'm a Fae dragon, the smallest known breed...

[It sure is a loud, talking pony. He's seen stranger. He smiles cheerfully and waves.]

Hello! I'm not a pony! [Obviously.]

There's a lot of different kinds of people here.

[Waves back!]

Hi, Not A Pony! [What an interesting name!]

Pee pole? What's that?

[He laughs because that sort of thing is amusing to him.]

You can call me Demyx. [He winks.]

People is like...humans. I'm not really one, but let's not get too complicated.

Demyx it is, then!

So I think I'll just stick with the word humans for now. [Because that's pretty complicated, with different names for them all.]

I'm Pinkie Pie! And...this world is pretty weird, and not pony friendly. And pretty bland like a rock farm.

You think so? I think this world is pretty exciting in its own way. What's your world like?

[He also blinks.]

What's a rock farm? Like...with just rocks?

Very weird.

[Says the cat in the hat.]

Right?!

[Haven't seen a talking cat before, but hey, it's only a matter of time!]

Nice hat!

Well there's something you don't see everyday. Koishi managed to click the feed on, her brightly glowing eyes and alabaster-green hair quite different than most of these 'humans' pinkie had seen. She also had a big smile that rivaled pinkie pie's own.

"Hello there pink equine creature. I've never seen anyone like you before. My name is Koishi Komeiji. It's nice to meet you!"

And she was super friendly! Yay!

A big smile is always a welcome sight to her! Pinkie gives her own in return. It's probably the first one she's gotten since arriving.

"Hello, green-maned human! I'm Pinkie Pie! Nice to meet ya! I've definitely never, ever, EVER seen anypony like you before! Guess we're in the same boat!"

"Hehehe. You're super close." A strange blue orb bobbed into view, swaying merrily back and forth. "I'm actually a satori youkai. But I look very human right now. So it's good to be mistaken for one." She also appeared to be flying if the background had anything to say about it.

"It's super nice to meet you!" You already said that, Koishi. "It's so great to see a cheerful face. Everyone who comes here yells a lot and it's no fun. Even after being greeted and sometimes getting ice cream, they're still frowning." A pout. Though it only lasted a moment.

"... Your mane looks like cotton candy! I love it!" Right back to cheerful.

I am going to assume everyone in your world are ponies? Otherwise, this wouldn't think it was weird.

[This was weird to her too if she had to be honest, but also her best friend had been Pascel, who wasn't a person either.]

That's right!

[A pause]

Well, actually, no, that's not right. We've got [DEEP BREATH IN] ponies, zebras, dragons, bugbears, ursas, breezies, centaurs...

[She continues on to mention every creature ever in Equestria.]

...but no humans.

[Rapunzel seemed absolutely fascinated at the list, or at least she looked happy.]

That is a lot and pretty amazing really. You live with all of that in your world and do you get along or are there problems and such like this world can be?

Hello!

[Ted shouts, trying to match the volume for parity. He chuckles at "errypony."]

Welcome to Genessia! What's your name?

[Because he likes names and weirdos.]

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