video, action to guardian station

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Cassian Andor appears on the screen, sitting behind his desk in the Attleton Guardian’s office. Unlike most time spent in his office, there is no Swablu sitting on his head. ]

Since my campaign, I have voiced my desire to see Attleton’s neighborhood watch system of providing law enforcement more strictly formalized and regulated. I value the contributions of our concerned citizens, who are vital to upholding law and order in Attleton, and its long-standing traditions. These changes won't turn the Neighborhood Watch into a police force under a different name but strengthen it within the bounds of our town’s laws and customs.

Members of the Watch will carry badges, it will be limited to citizens who have no criminal record or given other concern of being unable to fulfill their duty impartially and conscientiously. The watch will be bound by a new set of regulations which determine both its conduct and the limits of its authority. In return, the Guardian's office will take an active role in training them.

Of direct interest to all citizens of Attleton is that the Guardian’s office will be providing self-defense courses for beginners. Sign-up lists can be found at the Guardian’s office and town hall, and if proprietors are willing, in stores all across town. We are still looking for volunteer teachers and other helpers.


OOC: Volunteers would be mostly teaching our NPC Attletonians, but player characters are welcome to take classes, too. Not really planning a log for this, but could put one up if there's interest.

Comments

[voice]

[maggierhee]

"If you're lookin' for people to help teach, I've done a little bit of that before," Maggie offered. It wouldn't be the first time she'd taught people how to defend themselves, against walkers or against people. It made sense to help, and Maggie didn't want to be idle here.

[redcinemareel]

Ah, self defense training sounds like a lovely idea.

[Even though she's sure everyone in Everglade has, at least, a few weapons at home, self-defense training would be welcomed.]

Yet it seems like we have similar goals in mind for our cities.

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[captain_by_the_book]

[ Cassian greets her with a friendly-enough nod. ]

I'm not sure if you're intending that as a compliment, but I'll take it as one.

It's a reality that law enforcement can't be everywhere at once, and I've always believed that people should take responsibility for their own lives. Providing self-defense training seems a gentler way to nudge them in the right direction than to just tell them they need to be responsible.

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[captain_by_the_book]

Now that's a pleasant surprise, to hear from Maggie again so soon. "Thank you, I'd appreciate volunteer teachers and teachers with previous experience would be all the better. Have you settled in alright?"

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[k2so]

How are we going to pay for the badges?

[Asking the real questions here, clearly.]

[captain_by_the_book]

See, maybe you shouldn't have been so quick to volunteer me to take off my clothes for charity.

[ Salty?

Him?

Never. ]

[k2so]

... [WOW, rude, Cassian.] It's for Charity! A good cause! And you signed me up for it too.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Rude yourself! ]

Only to spite you. I didn't think we would be expected to go through with it.

[k2so]

[This is why we can't have nice things.]

I always knew it was because of that. Yeah...eh..me neither. You better start thinking about a pose for the calendar then.

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[redcinemareel]

Please believe that if I were to insult you, I'd make it clear.

[Grell really doesn't mince words much when it comes to cutting people down.]

That really should be what every city should offer. Something like that would be useful for residents who aren't of the supernatural variety.

[She hums thoughtfully, adjusting how she holds the device a bit.]

Perhaps a class could be provided at The Red House, especially for those most vulnerable. It could help decrease reports of assault amongst them.

[captain_by_the_book]

I'm not going to... [ He sighs. Yes. He is going to do it. Of course he will follow through with his promise. ] I'm going to think about a pose, yes. But I'm not going to be happy about it.

[k2so]

If you don't think about it properly when the time for it happens you will be unprepared.

Do you like being unprepared, Cassian? Do you?

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Cassian nods. ]

Yes, I can see that the Red House residents would be a good place to start in Everglade. You would also be specifically starting by giving the weakest a chance to defend themselves, not those who are already strong enough.

Although I suppose some basic disarming techniques couldn't hurt for the supernatural citizens either. I'm thinking of ways to teach them to protect themselves without falling back on their dangerous instincts.

[captain_by_the_book]

Of course not, don't be ridiculous! I just...

[ He grimaces. ]

I'm trying not to think about it. It'll be embarrassing. My entire job is to not get caught on camera.

[k2so]

Not anymore. Your job always has been doing good for the people who needs it. This is it too.


...just with a lot less clothes.

[Kay that is not helping.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[Glare.]

You are not helping.

[k2so]

I'm trying! You could appreciate it.

I'm always naked too, it's not so bad. You get used to it.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Not. Helping. ]

Don't even speak of me getting used to it. I'm not going to get used to it.

[ He's a soldier, not a pin-up model! ]

You being naked is different.

[redcinemareel]

Very true. Casualty rates from excessive force would drop as well.

[A sort of lightbulb goes off as she rubs her chin in a way that would question what she's up to.]

I just had an idea. Why don't we join forces, and see if we could find someone to teach residents basic first aid as well?

[k2so]

Shame.

[Which is sad because Kay is sure Cass would make a really handsome pin up model.]

Because...? People could objectify me too. They already do.

[captain_by_the_book]

First aid?

[ After a moment of looking stunned, he gives a tentative nod. ]

It hadn't occurred to me we should teach that as well, but yes... It would be another way to make life safer in our cities. And it would be close enough to security that I can justify the Guardian's office organizing it on the Attleton side.

Maybe we could even have people from Attleton teach in Everglade, and from Everglade in Attleton. It can't hurt to build ties between our towns, different as they are.

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Whaaaaat?!

Cassian's eyes go wide and he makes a little choking noise. ]

Who has been bothering you?

[spacepeterpan]

Ooh, badges, brilliant, haven't been a deputy before, well, sort of have, actually I was the sheriff, but just for a few days until I talked the cyborg assassin from outer space into taking over, he might still be there, come to think of it...

Watching does sound good, though, I'm good at watching, I've watched all sorts of things in my time, including a neighborhood or two.

[Of course, his "watching" usually lasts until he finds some trouble and then he's in it up to his eyeballs, but...]

[redcinemareel]

[Nod nod nod!]

It would save on expenses for both of us! Rather than hiring multiple sets of instructors, we would hire one for self-defense, another for basic first aid, and switch them out. There's already a program here where doctors in training are exchanged to teach their healing skills elsewhere, so perhaps we could make an extension of sorts.

[k2so]

[It takes Kay a second to realize there might have been a misunderstanding.]

Oh no, not here. But you know that at home peopel sees droids as tools, just machines.