07 August 2019 @ 03:35 pm
Dear residents of Everglade,

I hope this morning finds you well. A friend suggested to me the other day that I don't have to live on my own. It does get quite lonesome in my oversized apartment all by myself, so I think that I would like to find a roommate!

My name is Ivy Wakefield. My age is complicated and a bit strange, but I think it would be all right to put me somewhere in my teens. I'm very neat, require precious little to get by, and don't even require so much as a bedroom; I won't get in anyone's way, but I would rather like to have other people around day to day who I can chat with and befriend. If you have any vacancies, and if I sound like a good fit, please send me a letter in reply. I'm even willing to move to a different city, should the opportunity require it!

Thank you for your kind consideration,
Ivy
 
 
23 July 2019 @ 08:47 am
OooooOOOoooo! Behold! I am speaking to you from beyond the graaaaave!

[Pause for impact. Then, she giggles. Joke that that may have been, she does seem to be a bit transparent.]



Say, this is fun! I'll never stop being surprised at what kind of tricks people have come up with. Can people really see this? Actually, am I even using it right? Should I be talking louder-- oh!

[She forgot that she was supposed to be introducing herself.]

Hello there! My name is Ivy! I'm dead! If you see a doll walking about anywhere, that's probably me, so don't throw it away or anything. It's my vessel, so if it ends up in the garbage, I'll be stuck there for heaven knows how long!

[...]

I suppose that's the important parts. What do people do for fun around here?