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[When K-2SO show in the screen he's holding a giant white egg, head tilted. He has no proper features to show concern or confusion but his body language should be enough to give that away. In his shoulders, where the Empire emblem used to be, a bright orange Starbird can be seen instead.]
This thing showed up in the living-room, next to my recharge station. It also had a card with my name on it. I put it in the fridge but a few minutes later it when back to the living room, somehow.
Is this is how storks and babies work for humans? Because I think there's been a grave misunderstanding.
This thing showed up in the living-room, next to my recharge station. It also had a card with my name on it. I put it in the fridge but a few minutes later it when back to the living room, somehow.
Is this is how storks and babies work for humans? Because I think there's been a grave misunderstanding.
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[ Okay... two, actually. But only one had had his name on its card. ]
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it's not one of mine if it is
[ Older pooka like Tannu are known for some pretty elaborate pranks, but nope. This egg thing's not his fault! ]
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We need to figured it out, though. I don't like to have my house invaded and people leaving random things in it.
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Indeed, especially while we were all asleep or... otherwise not paying attention.
[ Whatever it is Kay does. And Tektite, for that matter. ]
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My optics are offlined too while I recharge, if that's what you are wondering.
[He hooks up to a big cable and gets his batteries repleted with electricity, like the most murderous ipod ever invented. Most of the time he stares at the city through the huge windows of his living room but sometimes Kay turns himself off completely if he's tired of hearing Cassian fight with the cat.]
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well there you go then
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We have very good lock, though. I don't know how someone could have gotten in and why they would do it only to leave us an egg.
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locks ain't shit to someone like me
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[Security droid + paranoid sy, they know their shit.]
Unless you are cheating and using magic.
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It's not a skill that can be learned, so it's not playing fair.
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even I don't understand the point of the eggs though
I strongly suspect it wasn't done... individually
[ After all, sneaking up on himself or his Cassian in their sleep? Unlikely. Doing so in the rectory? Even more unlikely. Managing to slip two giant goddamned eggs into bed with them?
Yeah no, he doubts it was a person that did it. Probably some world-wide spell of some sort. ]
locked | he will try to block the conversation from the start P:
[He's sure Tanussen will troll him but hopefully he will also offer some help.]
You mean that perhaps as group of eggs fanatics might be targeting the whole city? Never a boring day with this place.
looool
[ Of course, his Cassian's wards had never managed to stop Tannusen from breaking into his damn house, but hey. The tiger was a step above most intruders, with so much of his magic focused on escaping places (and thus, great for breaking into them as well). ]
He knows his Cassian is a paranoid af >_> don't judge bro
Those would be really helpful. How do they work? I never used magic before, I don't want to screw up.
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he's always ready to make a sale though so you should ask him
owns 'cloak and dagger'
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I'll, thank you.
Oh, so he's that Cassian. I saw one of his post once, when he was doing a sale.
[The world might never know but one shoudl always be wary and look behind themselves if a Cassian is near.]
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do you want the short dumb answer or the longer more confusing answer
[ Tannusen doesn't even offer the 'I have studied this shit extensively and could talk about it for an hour' answer to anyone, anymore. ]
ah yes, that would be him
did you see the video with the potato chip bags
I'd be lying if I said I didn't keep that footage, shh
[ Tannu really doesn't want his phone blasted by a shotgun. ]
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[Tannusen didn't speak about it with a droid that doesn't get tired and has enough patience to handle Cassian Jeron Andor. Go ahead, my friend.]
I'm not sure I did. If you could share it with me...
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[ That other request, though. Tannusen sends a file. ]
my Cass is only 5'5", but he contains so much rage
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[Well isn't that a funny way to waste good food.]
That's...a lot of potato chips. The shortest people are often the angriest. You should meet Jyn Erso. Your boyfriend's lungs are remarkable.
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[ He's never shy, Kay, that's silly talk! ]
you a creative guy? I don't mean do you write fantasy novels or paint, I mean do you even daydream, shit like that?
...hey they were still in their bags, the fucker decided to sell them instead of eating any though
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[They don't have time for that, being shy ain'0t worth it.]
I come up with impossible scenarios and simulations in my heard very often, specially if I am bored. [Or if reality is just too terrible to handle, like what happened in Scariff.] So, yes...I think?
That's very rude, he could at least have opened one.