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genessia2017-07-26 03:04 pm
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A RARE SMOKER POST [Video]
[Growly marine is growly!] I was going to ignore this for being so stupid, I haven't even been here for fifteen years!
[All but chomps his cigar ends off, before withdrawing and replacing them. Yes, that's two cigars at once. He might have an addiction "problem." Except he'll tell you flat out, his problem is everyone else claiming it's a bad thing, kthx and shove off and myob.]
However, recent events have prompted a much needed vivification.
I do not owe back taxes. And any foolish outlaw who thinks to use my name as an excuse for their own activities will get my boot upside their head! [Pause. And then if that wasn't already painfully obvious:] With my foot still in it. That is all.
[All but chomps his cigar ends off, before withdrawing and replacing them. Yes, that's two cigars at once. He might have an addiction "problem." Except he'll tell you flat out, his problem is everyone else claiming it's a bad thing, kthx and shove off and myob.]
However, recent events have prompted a much needed vivification.
I do not owe back taxes. And any foolish outlaw who thinks to use my name as an excuse for their own activities will get my boot upside their head! [Pause. And then if that wasn't already painfully obvious:] With my foot still in it. That is all.
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Goodness! Those pirates must have corrupted you more than I thought! No wonder you went so easy on them, playing so fast and loose with your finances and your timekeeping. The Marines ought to hang you for treason.
[Just be glad he had barely enough tact to avoid mentioning Ace.]
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He's a loser like that.]No. It's not true, Ted.
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[He knows that's not relevant, but he just has to know if his parents actually named him "Smoker."]
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And I don't have it. What you want me to open a gate just to get my marine academy records?
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Yes. It must be one of those.]
Don't you dare!
[Little more desperation in that jest. He really doesn't like subarchways.]
You've had enough lawlessness for a decade-and-a-half!
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[Like she never talks while eating.]
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C'mon, don't you want to join the pirate side? It's fun bein' on the run!
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Not ever.
Why hasn't your ugly mug gotten less deranged?
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[also, no more Straw Hats to keep him on a leash, but shh, he won't tell]
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[And yes, she is saying this all with a smile.]
I mean, love the thought of potential violence, but at least admit to what you've done wrong.
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[Woops. A little frazzled nerves.]
[And he snorts.] Maybe when I actually do something wrong, I'll be sure to fix it. Legally. [RAISES SUNGLASSES TO GIVE HER A LOOK.]
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[And yet the look does nothing for her.]
Well, have fun in jail. Sure they'll come for you. Also, what is that look? You look like someone came and kicked you in the crotch.
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Shit Smokestack, yer lettin' 'em troll y' pretty hard with this. Let it go, man. Damn.