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[captain_by_the_book]

Scenario: your culinary arts students are looking at you like you're dinner. (You got licked.)

Suggestions?

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[orlokbutterfly]

Kinky.

[That's it. That's all he sends.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Argh! Why must you be so... you! ]

I'm serious

[orlokbutterfly]

So am I.

[Sorry Cass. Now that he's had time to cool down from the bodyswap thing, you're now on his "To Troll Daily" list.]

I'm gonna assume you're not into that sorta thing.

[captain_by_the_book]

No, most certainly not.

As you should know better than most.

[ Considering you got to make eyes at his mouth-less boyfriend while he was off braving high heels and spreading the wonder of pink drinks! ]

[orlokbutterfly]

Ahhh right. That reminds me, I never did get the chance to ask if there was a vibrate function...

[Talk about a missed opportunity.]

So are you just teaching a class of cannibals to switch to vegan
or are you just in Everglade

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[captain_by_the_book]

[ ...

Scarily accurate ]

Both

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[captain_by_the_book]

And Kay's special features are none of your concern.

[orlokbutterfly]

Oooo "special features" huh?
That totally answers my question.

Also if I were you -
and if I were still human for that matter -
I'd tell them the cooking lessons for humans are next week to get their hopes up and then bail the fuck outta there

[captain_by_the_book]

[ !!!

No

No no no no no

He did not just... Kay is going to kill him. Or worse, think it's hilarious. ]

There are no special features. And most certainly no vibrate function. And if there were it would be greatly intimate, and not to be shared.

I can't bail out. I'm the teacher.

[orlokbutterfly]

Well duh it's intimate. That's kinda the point.
And you say not to be shared, but...
Do I tell you now or later that we're still public here


Sure you can.
You say "I quit" and run the F out.
Or get yourself fired, either one.

I mean. It sounds like it's either that or you end up on the fire.

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[captain_by_the_book]

Thank you for that, I do appreciate your concern as always, Reinhardt.

I'm not going to discuss my sex life with you. The fact you briefly occupied my body changes nothing.

I'm not going to quit. I have committed to this project and won't back out over personal discomfort, or the species of my students. What I need is advice on how to handle them and make them understand I'm in command, not how to handle a retreat.

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[orlokbutterfly]

I'm nothing if not a sweetheart.

[Hoo boy, he's gotta keep himself from laughing too hard. He doesn't want patrons looking at him funny again.]

Calm down, buddy. I legitimately could not possibly care less about your sex lives.

You just gotta learn the hard way that I'm an asshole.

Gotta admit, you're ballsier than most if you think it's gonna work out.
Best advice I can give is just going to Grell and getting her sage advice. 'cuz I'd sooner shank 'em.

[captain_by_the_book]

I'm not going to ask Grell to fix my problems for me.

And good. You won't be learning anything about my sex life.

[ It's unnerving enough that he even has to fend off questions about having one. ]