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[captain_by_the_book]

Scenario: your culinary arts students are looking at you like you're dinner. (You got licked.)

Suggestions?

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[orlokbutterfly]

Kinky.

[That's it. That's all he sends.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Argh! Why must you be so... you! ]

I'm serious

[orlokbutterfly]

So am I.

[Sorry Cass. Now that he's had time to cool down from the bodyswap thing, you're now on his "To Troll Daily" list.]

I'm gonna assume you're not into that sorta thing.

[unhappy]

p sure the laughing at you that follows this post is self- inflicted

[captain_by_the_book]

again: it's not a joke

[unhappy]

no but you are :)

[booyaka_boom]

What type of dinner? A super yummy one with dessert that they wanna be nice to? Or like a piece of bloody meat they wanna tear apart?

[captain_by_the_book]

dos it make a difference?

[booyaka_boom]

Yes! If you're tasty they'll like you and work for you. You might even get a fan club!

But if they think they'll have fun tearing you apart...that's a sign that you gotta get mean!

[aurabble]

Are you sure they weren't just being nice?

You're kind of like a sad puppy

[captain_by_the_book]

eating people is not comforting them!

[aurabble]

But licking and chewing on them is!

Did you taste good? Just wondering.

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[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

Trust me, you haven't seen anything until you've forgot to bring a Wookiee his meat. Now that's a scary scenario.

You could find take out somewhere around here, I bet....

[captain_by_the_book]

i'm in everglade. my students eat people

i can find them takeout but i don't want to. they can eat after class

[gotabadfeelingaboutthis]

That sounds bad. Sure you don't need any help getting out of the situation? I mean, if they want to attack you...

[notquitedracula]

You might consider investing in garlic. It won't keep off everything, but it does help with vampires.

As for the rest... holy water cologne.

[captain_by_the_book]

thank you i will do that

anything to get through today's lesson? ive been told to assert myself like with a normal class

[ But this person seems to know a lot about this, and he's still not sure 'they'll obey you because you're tasty' will work. ]

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[bigbadrose]

Pour chocolate sauce on yourself first.

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[captain_by_the_book]

This is adult education not an orgy!!!

[melodiouspacifist]

I thought it was about cooking. Are they going to cook you?

[captain_by_the_book]

no

not unless class goes very wrong

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[tiniestnihilist]

Uh... Okay. Step one: Tell them cannibalism is fucking wrong. If that doesn't work, grab a knife and get stabbing.

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[captain_by_the_book]

I'd get fired

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[gamerrep]

Are you in Everglade?

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[captain_by_the_book]

Yes

That obvious?