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genessia2017-10-26 04:46 pm
subparkour) wrote in genessia2017-10-26 04:46 pm
[Video]
[ There's a very perturbed superhero on-screen, arms folded over his chest with a scowl. ]
Hey, so here's a question for the cops, or guardians or whatever - do you assholes throw every superhero in jail after he saves the city from a tyrannical egomaniac, or just me? Seriously, what the hell? I'm one of the good guys, for crying out loud!
...
So I maybe punched the mayor. It was an accident! He was totally fine! Sometimes things get hairy in the pursuit of justice!
Also, have you seen his mustache? Gross.
[ A visible shudder, before he waves his hands dismissively, moving on now ]
Anyway, citizens, don't worry about a thing - from now on, this world is under the protection of...
[ He leaps back, hands on his hips, cape blowing in a breeze that shouldn't even exist because he's in a frozen yogurt store (he might have knocked over a table). ]
X-RAAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAND--
[ "Sir, your order is ready." ]
Whoops, gotta go!
[ Aaaaand that's where it ends. ]
Hey, so here's a question for the cops, or guardians or whatever - do you assholes throw every superhero in jail after he saves the city from a tyrannical egomaniac, or just me? Seriously, what the hell? I'm one of the good guys, for crying out loud!
...
So I maybe punched the mayor. It was an accident! He was totally fine! Sometimes things get hairy in the pursuit of justice!
Also, have you seen his mustache? Gross.
[ A visible shudder, before he waves his hands dismissively, moving on now ]
Anyway, citizens, don't worry about a thing - from now on, this world is under the protection of...
[ He leaps back, hands on his hips, cape blowing in a breeze that shouldn't even exist because he's in a frozen yogurt store (he might have knocked over a table). ]
X-RAAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAND--
[ "Sir, your order is ready." ]
Whoops, gotta go!
[ Aaaaand that's where it ends. ]
[Video]
Ugh, this is such a pain...
[Video]
[She's still struggling with the employment thing too, so.]
Maybe you could do it part-time? Vigilante bounty hunter on the side, master grocery clerk with your secret civilian identity in the meantime?
[Video]
[Video]
No, don't downgrade! You'll figure something out, I believe in X-Ray-san!
[Video]
[ That's not really the truth at all, but you know what? ]
Yeah! Yeah, from the moment I was born, I was always gonna be X-Ray! I'm not gonna stop just because I might have trouble paying the rent!
Which is a problem I've never had before!
Because I've never paid for rent!
And have no idea how to handle this kind of personal responsibility!
I got this!
[Video]
[She likes him, he's hilarious. Weirdly enough, she's more impressed by a sense of humor than crime-fighting adventures.]
Well, maybe I can help out once my bakery is ready. I can at least give you some of the leftover bread and desserts at the end of the day so you don't go hungry.
[Video]
[ X-Ray your image of superheroic integrity doesn't go well with being so eager for the leftover scraps ]
[Video]
[Video]
...
I have no idea what your name is.
[Video]
--AHH! I completely forgot that part!
[Hastily she shoves away the bag of pretzels she was just about to open and horf, instead bowing her head deeply.]
Orihime Inoue, pleased to meet you. I'm currently working as a volunteer healer if you ever need my skills!