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[ There's a very perturbed superhero on-screen, arms folded over his chest with a scowl. ]

Hey, so here's a question for the cops, or guardians or whatever - do you assholes throw every superhero in jail after he saves the city from a tyrannical egomaniac, or just me? Seriously, what the hell? I'm one of the good guys, for crying out loud!

...

So I maybe punched the mayor. It was an accident! He was totally fine! Sometimes things get hairy in the pursuit of justice!

Also, have you seen his mustache? Gross.

[ A visible shudder, before he waves his hands dismissively, moving on now ]

Anyway, citizens, don't worry about a thing - from now on, this world is under the protection of...

[ He leaps back, hands on his hips, cape blowing in a breeze that shouldn't even exist because he's in a frozen yogurt store (he might have knocked over a table). ]

X-RAAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAND--

[ "Sir, your order is ready." ]

Whoops, gotta go!

[ Aaaaand that's where it ends. ]

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He's bad, but he's got nothing on the Mad King. That guy's serious bad news, and he's who I was fighting when I decked the mayor here.

... I guess I should say "she" now? And call her the Mad Queen? Because he used to be a way older dude in a kilt but now he's a girl who's younger than me? I think?

I have no goddamn idea what happened.

I hope he doesn't have any super powers like you do, because that would be pretty bad...or she..or I'm confused.

[He's not sure either.]

I'm sure with your kind of power you can take care of it.

[Always root for the super hero, they pull through in the end.]