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genessia2017-10-26 04:46 pm
subparkour) wrote in genessia2017-10-26 04:46 pm
[Video]
[ There's a very perturbed superhero on-screen, arms folded over his chest with a scowl. ]
Hey, so here's a question for the cops, or guardians or whatever - do you assholes throw every superhero in jail after he saves the city from a tyrannical egomaniac, or just me? Seriously, what the hell? I'm one of the good guys, for crying out loud!
...
So I maybe punched the mayor. It was an accident! He was totally fine! Sometimes things get hairy in the pursuit of justice!
Also, have you seen his mustache? Gross.
[ A visible shudder, before he waves his hands dismissively, moving on now ]
Anyway, citizens, don't worry about a thing - from now on, this world is under the protection of...
[ He leaps back, hands on his hips, cape blowing in a breeze that shouldn't even exist because he's in a frozen yogurt store (he might have knocked over a table). ]
X-RAAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAND--
[ "Sir, your order is ready." ]
Whoops, gotta go!
[ Aaaaand that's where it ends. ]
Hey, so here's a question for the cops, or guardians or whatever - do you assholes throw every superhero in jail after he saves the city from a tyrannical egomaniac, or just me? Seriously, what the hell? I'm one of the good guys, for crying out loud!
...
So I maybe punched the mayor. It was an accident! He was totally fine! Sometimes things get hairy in the pursuit of justice!
Also, have you seen his mustache? Gross.
[ A visible shudder, before he waves his hands dismissively, moving on now ]
Anyway, citizens, don't worry about a thing - from now on, this world is under the protection of...
[ He leaps back, hands on his hips, cape blowing in a breeze that shouldn't even exist because he's in a frozen yogurt store (he might have knocked over a table). ]
X-RAAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAAAND--
[ "Sir, your order is ready." ]
Whoops, gotta go!
[ Aaaaand that's where it ends. ]
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[ She has practice with the real life sarcasm generator after all. ]