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[aurabble]

[Jaune looks like he hasn't left his apartment all day in his hair is messy, but he has a few important words to say.]

With the criticisms aimed at how the Guardians and Deputies and the people defending them, I feel obligated to point out the biggest oversight everyone missed to this point:

It wasn't Garrus or Mercury who saved the day, and Nova City from a reign which, frankly, wouldn't have been that terrible. It was the strongest, coolest, fastest and second smartest superhero who has laser focused vision on what Nova City lacks: Justice. As someone who's life was personally saved by this man, I'd like to thank X-ray, and ask everyone to give him free pizza and whatever else like attention and stuff because saving the world is hard and it sucks when your thanks is being put in jail.

That being said, knowing X-ray is here has inspired me so I'm going to ask a question: How many people would be interested in forming an inter-city superhero team to fight for justice? Hypothetically speaking.

Comments

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[stairsbro]

Nothing about what you just said makes that question sound hypothetical, bro.

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[aurabble]

But I used the word hypothetically. No one would be dumb enough to announce plans for a superhero organization not-anonymously.

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[stairsbro]

Okay. So, what's your superhero name?

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[aurabble]

That's easy. The Knight of Arcness. But I'm not a superhero.

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[stairsbro]

Knight of Arcness? Do you take constructive criticism? ...Why not? You could be one.

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[aurabble]

Yes? I mean...do you not like it? [Shrugs.] I think you'd make a better one than I would.

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[stairsbro]

It kinda sucks. It sounds like a food mascot. Like he works at McDonald's serving the Burger King. Guards the golden arcs. He also has a french fry for a sword. [ shakes head ] Nope. Nope. Not me. That hero award is a sham.

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[aurabble]

It's...my last name. Besides, what's wrong with a place that sells delicious chicken nuggets? I'd be honored to be associated with them. You're more heroic than I am.

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[leekspins]

Would there be a secret base?!

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[aurabble]

No.

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Maybe. In theory.

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[leekspins]

GEH--! You're right, I shouldn't have asked publicly!

I really want to join. I don't think I'm on the same level as X-Ray-san, though! But you can take cover in my bakery whenever you want, and I'll save bread and dessert for your team if you need it.

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[eternal_sailormoon]

There are really that many superheroes here!

[ Appears to be in full fangirl mode. ]

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[aurabble]

Maybe fifty! No one can compete with X-ray, of course.

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[eternal_sailormoon]

Who's X-Ray?

[ Seems awestruck ]

Wait. Are you a superhero too??

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[rando_dork]

I've been in a couple of those before.

Hypothetically I could do it again.

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[aurabble]

Great! Got any superpowers that might or might not exist?

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[rando_dork]

Yeah. I can basically do whatever a spider can.

I'm strong, fast, I can spin webs, climb on walls. Stuff like that.

[She's also got a list of fake powers she's been trolling X-Ray with, but those aren't important.]

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[aurabble]

You're like a parkour expert! How strong is strong, Spiderwoman? [He doesn't know if that's her superhero name or not but Jaune doesn't care she is now Spiderwoman.]

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[rando_dork]

Oh hey! You totally guessed my name. Props bro.

[She gives the screen a little bro fist. Then she gets thoughtful for a moment.]

How strong... I don't often weigh the things I lift but I think I can do somewhere around 8 tons. Give or take a couple tons.

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[ivegotadream]

Oh! I would like to help!

[Rapunzel is excitedly raising her hand, considering what she is planning on announcing she has her reasons.]

As for the person who helped you... I have no idea what a superhero is, so sorry if I sound stupid, but what is one exactly?

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[aurabble]

Thanks, Rapunzel. I'm just trying to see who's interested right now and organize it based on that. What sort of skills do you have?

It's a lot like a hero only...usually flashier. To be honest, that's pretty much what separates them from other heroes. That and it's kind of their full-time job. Does that make sense?

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[ivegotadream]

I am good with a frying pan. I have onnnne other thing... [Quickly switching to private, she figured might as well say now one to one since he was probably one of the people she trusted the most.]

I kind of also have magical healing hair.

[Yep, that is why it's so long, it's really full of secrets.]

That makes perfect sense actually. I should maybe read up on stories of superheroes to increase my knowledge though.

[mother_of_monsters]

I didn't know we had superheroes in the city! What are X-ray's powers?

And are you feeling all right, Jaune?

[aurabble]

X-ray's powers are using his super awesome X-ray glasses with destructive lasers that could destroy everything and also X-ray vision. And they only fit his face.

Of course. Better than ever. Why do you ask?

[mother_of_monsters]

That's so cool! And dangerous...Does that mean he can be a perv and look under people's clothes without anybody noticing too?

[Dray you don't even wear clothes, why do you care...]

Your hair looks funny and you seem tired. Do you want a massage? I give some amazing ones.

[aurabble]

I mean, I guess he could, but...I think usually he's too focused on being a cool guy to look at people's underwear.

[He takes a sip of his drink and nearly chokes on it.]

...Are you serious about that?

[mother_of_monsters]

Truly the hero we deserve.

[Oh you, poor thing. Dray is polite enough to hide his smile behind a hand and then nod.]

I'm always serious about massages.

[aurabble]

Isn't he the best?

[Jaune looks lost for a second, frowning at Dray.]

Do you like coffee?

[mother_of_monsters]

I have yet to see him in action but I'll take your word for it. How does X-ray look like?

Uhm..I never tried it, actually.

[aurabble]

He's not short, but not tall, maybe average height. He's got the body of a parkour master, dark hair and eyes, a good nose and strong eyebrow game and he'll always be seen in his green superhero costume and glasses.

Do you want to? As a thank you for the massage.

[mother_of_monsters]

Got it. I'll pay more attention the next time. And Make sure to invite him to pizza.

Yes, I'd love to.

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[captain_by_the_book]

Getting back into business indeed, I see. I wish you good luck with it.

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[heartboop]

[For some reason, Nora thought she had replied back to this post, because hell yes she wants to be a superhero! But after not getting a reply, she looks back and....lo and behold! She never responded! Oops!]

Super late, sorry! I guess I got distracted! Am I too late, Jaune?! I've been working on a cool name and everything! [Actually, a whole list.] Don't let it go to waste!

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[aurabble]

[He's surprised by the late reply. He wants to say yes, but he's trying not to make impulsive choices.]

You might have to work with some people you don't want to. And I don't...do things the way I used to on Remnant. You okay with that?