Video | Action for Attleton and Genessia

[ultrapriss]

[Something about the face that has just appeared on this frequency in particular isn't right.

Something isn't connecting the dots here.

This is definitely Mordecai's frequency, but that is certainly not Mordecai.

... Is it?]

I forgot to mention in my instructional video yesterday: this place has an obscene tendency to violate the laws of reality whenever it pleases, for no reason.

Don't complain about it, because it won't change, and as usual, no one cares.

That should be it.

[And then click! Feed terminated.

At any point in time during the day though, this finely dressed young man can be found in Attleton or Genessia City, apparently doing pretty average errands. Buying food, getting things for the house, inspecting stores for clothes that approach his aesthetic because he will be dipped in fuck before he wears a tee shirt and jeans]

[[Literally nothing else has changed about good old Mordecai except his appearance. As far as he is concerned he has always been human and he's been here for months as a human. Have fun!]]

Comments

[video] here we go

[black_black_heart]

Since when are you hot?

Re: [video] TANNUSEN: ASKS THE REAL QUESTIONS

[ultrapriss]

Since- What?

... What?

[black_black_heart]

That's what I'm asking!

[ultrapriss]

Askin-

Why do I talk to you? What on earth do you want? This has nothing to do with the post subject at all, I know you're not that stupid.

Are you being inane just to be obnoxious?

[black_black_heart]

[ Tannusen just sweeps right on past that line of questioning and right into-- ]

Are you a shapeshifter too?

[ Look, he's only seen Mord as a kitty before, and now he's all human-faced. Tannusen knows full well he's not a Faerie, but he also knows full well that they don't have a monopoly on the shapeshifting game. ]

[ultrapriss]

What did...

Where did this line of logic come from?

[black_black_heart]

Now, now... you keep answering my questions with questions and that's just not fair.

[ultrapriss]

Why are you like this?

[See Mordecai, that's the problem, you're a bad listener]

[black_black_heart]

You're still doing it!

[ultrapriss]

WHAT AM I DOING?

[black_black_heart]

Answering questions with questions!

[ The tiger's laughing while he talks. ]

See, that was an answer! They exist!

[ultrapriss]

[GOD HE HATES YOU]

Do you only explicitly contact me just to mock me?

[black_black_heart]

Well no, I actually did want to know if you're a shapeshifter.

And also, holy damn.

[ultrapriss]

I just-

[DEEP BREATH]

No. Tannusen. No, I am not a shapeshifter. I have no idea how you arrived at this conclusion. I am not, nor will I ever be, a shapeshifter. Ever. Those do not exist within the reality I call home, ergo, it is not something that I can ever become.

Ever.

... Holy damn what?

[black_black_heart]

[ APPLAUSE! Tannusen has to actually put the phone down to do it, but damnit he does it! ]

An answer! Amazing!

[ultrapriss]

... You're going to drive me to drink.

[black_black_heart]

That's how my business model works. I run the best bar in any of the cities and inflict my shenanigans on everyone until they become clientelle.

[ultrapriss]

I'm...

[Is he serious

it might actually work too he might be serious

this is a joke right]

... sure that might actually be a viable plan.

[black_black_heart]

[ That's a cheeky, lopsided grin. ]

Right?

[ultrapriss]

[Good job, he's actually doing the logistics here for a hot second.

Is this why Lackadaisy still gets people?

Because Rocky induces alcoholism?]

... I think that explains some business models at home too.

[Honestly he'd planned on eventually shooting Rocky in the face anyway. Even if this didn't ruin the speakeasy, it'd still be a good way to spend a lazy Saturday evening]

Well now I have something to think about.