[Video] 95 bottles of beer on the floor/The demon awakens

[mira_strauss]

[The feed clicks on, and it's clear right from the start Mirajane is completely different than normal, because she's glaring angrily, sitting in a rather unladylike manner on top of her bar, and looks ready to commit murder.]

You! Yeah, I'm talking to every single damn one of you! Shut the hell up, and calm the fuck down! Do you see me bitching just because everyone is acting weird?! Who the hell cares?! They're still more or less the same person deep down, so quit your whining and learn to adjust to them rather than trying to figure out what's wrong! Maybe there's not a god damn thing wrong, maybe they just feel like they want to stretch their wings and do something in this dead end town!

[Mirajane grabs one of the liquor bottles from her carefully polished bar, and then when she finishes the contents with a contented sigh, she smashes the bottle to smithereens across the bar in an angry huff.]

And where'd that arrogant bitch Erza run off to?! The only thing she's good for is taking a punch and now she's not even here to do that! Rotten goody two shoes needs to learn to relax a little, and stop being so uptight all the damn time! Well fuck her, I'll go find someone else worth my time if she's not ready to bring it on.

[With that she hops off the bar and shifts into one of her many demon forms.]

If anyone wants to actually have some fun, come and find me! That is if you can keep up! I'm going to show this city how a real S class mage parties!

[She blows a kiss at the camera with a wink, and shuts off her device.]

Comments

[Video]

[aurabble]

Wow. You whine a lot.

[She's a lot hotter when she isn't being so...goddamn dramatic. He just rolls his eyes, the right bright yellow and the left his normal blue, no longer wearing his armor but something still pretty unrevealing and the left side of his face and neck covered in lightning scars.]

[Video]

[mira_strauss]

[There's a flash of anger in her eyes and she punches through a stone wall of the street she's on to vent some of her anger and frustration.]

You wanna come say that again to my face pretty boy? Or are you just a dog who likes to bark at threats when they can't hurt him?

[Video]

[aurabble]

[Where's his popcorn? He doesn't have any, so he just settles for the snack sized bag of BBQ chips he has, munching on them.]

Aw, you think I'm pretty. [Shrug.] I prefer VIP parties. Yours is too easy for me.

[Video] 1/I don't even know

[redhairedknight]

[It was about this time that Erza woke up from her trip to the Dream Dock. Of the three people from back home, she figures it will be easiest to talk to Mira first.
She's not entirely sure how to word what happened to Mavis and Zeref.]

Hi, Mira. I just got ba-- [Wait a minute, something's wrong.]

2/still not sure

[redhairedknight]

...Is something wrong? What happened? [She can't think of what might have made Mirajane so angry in the few days that she's been gone.]

3/5?

[redhairedknight]

[Then she hears the part about her, which immediately has her annoyed.]

"Arrogant"? Hold on... [Mira can be exceptionally good at getting Erza's skin very quickly; it's a big reason why they stopped brawling once the white-haired mage went through her major personality shift.]

4/5

[redhairedknight]

I am not uptight! And I can take anything you can throw at me!

Done!

[redhairedknight]

[That last part was particularly galling, at least from Erza's standpoint.]

Are you saying I'm not a real S-class mage? I don't know what's gotten into you, but I will not let that stand! You're going down!

[...Some things never change.]

[Video] 1/2 It's beautiful ;; and Mira's a monster

[mira_strauss]

Would you prefer self righteous and bigoted?

[Yup, she's firing insults right and left at Erza aaaaand... there's the death glare she was looking for. She matches it with her own glare... and a slight smirk.]

Yeah, I'm calling you a pushover and a fake, you god damn iron tanker. You smell as bad as the rusted armor you're always wearing and you look like a dude rather than a chick. The only guys you'll attract like that are probably gay!

2/2 [Video/Action]

[mira_strauss]

Hey, if today is the day you want to die Scarlet, bring it the hell on!

[Somewhere off in the distance of Fayren, a maelstrom of magical energy begins swirling, power on a level that could bring a man to his knees just from the sheer weight of it. Two forces are in the midst of colliding towards one another... possibly with devastating consequences to the surrounding area... let's hope the town survives.]

video;

[ivegotadream]

Language!

[Rapunzel appears on the feed clearly unimpressed with it all.]

It's awfully rude to swear.

video;

[mira_strauss]

Tch, that's the only language some of these idiots will understand!

[Aaand Mirajane isn't really aiming to impress people who aren't impressed.]

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[ivegotadream]

If one is polite and takes their time anyone can understand.

Don't need to be so vulgar about it.

[Video] - AU Mavis vs AU Mirajane XD

[fairysoul]

[This Mavis has forgotten most of what she knew about you - or rather all of what she knew about you before coming here, really - and still, your behavior seems odd to her.]

I don't think this is a proper behavior for a Fairy Tail S class mage, Miss Strauss.

[Somehow, Mavis sound more calm and collected than usual. Almost older.]

[Action/Video] - threadjacking by AU Zeref :P

[deathsought]

That doesn't sound like the guild you founded.

{ It comes off-screen, but still within earshot from wherever Mavis is. }

Precht really fell asleep at the wheel, didn't he? Even Wahl has a more pleasant vocabulary than that.

[Action/Video]

[fairysoul]

[Mavis turns around and holds out her hand to whoever just spoke, a fond smile curling her lip.]

A guild master, like an Emperor, can only do so much, my Beloved. Besides, Yuri's grandson, Makarov, is not here right now to keep them in line, unfortunately.

[She agrees with her husband, still. Precht would not have approved of that. She chuckles softly as he mentions Wahl.]

He does, now. It took him some practice, though.

[Video]

[om_nom_namur]

Sheheheheh shit, I'd tell y' t' calm yer own tits an' have a drink but it looks like y' already beat me t' the bottom a the bottle. So y' wanna fight, huh? Been awhile since I done it for fun. Where should I meetcha?

[Video]

[mira_strauss]

HAH! These tits can't be calmed.

[Mira chuckles and leans against a stone wall in Fayren.]

So, think you can keep up with me in a little spar? How about the Fayren forest? I don't want to get arrested for demolishing too many buildings.

[Which... was sort of a concern considering one asshole already threatened to call the guardians on her.]

[Video] -> [Action]

[om_nom_namur]

Yer singin' my song, sweetheart. Fayren forest it is. Get ready t' get yer ass whooped.

[Or... more likely pinched because this is Namur and he's a shit.]

[Thanks to the new transportation system, it's only a few minutes instead of an hour or so before Namur makes his way into the forest. The moment he hits the treeline, he's on guard, tasting the air every few steps to try and find anything that registers as demon girl. After a few minutes, he mutters quietly to himself.]

C'mout c'mout wherever y' are!

[video]

[trivialization]

Must be really deep down for some of... them.

[video]

[mira_strauss]

Or maybe you just don't know some of them like you think you do, some of these assholes probably just have some sort of goody good front that they show to everyone and just aren't honest with themselves! That's the kind of person I can't stand the most, like Erza!

[Did... did AU Mirajane just diss normal Mirajane?]

[trivialization]

[Eva is... definitely saving that bit of video. For later.

You know, after she finishes laughing her ass off.]

Ah, sorry. You're right, they really are the worst. But you know, the people who rail against everyone are also always just showing them something too.

[spacepeterpan]

[Oh, wonderful, one of them had a super-crazy alternate.]

...yeah, can't imagine why anyone would think there's a problem, don't hesitate if you need to talk once this's all behind us.

[He knows a thing or two about having a past life you're ashamed of, having it come back to haunt you, and learning to come to terms with it.]

[mira_strauss]

[Mirajane's just going to stick her tongue out at the Doctor.]

What the hell would I need to talk about? How everyone is acting like a bunch of idiots? That's kind of the norm for my life, so when they do I give them a proper smack upside the head to get their act together.

[The doctor... might actually end up surprised at how well Mirajane handles the fact that she was like this... though there will certainly one or two things she'll be feeling the need to hide from the world for saying.]

[spacepeterpan]

[Yeah it's mostly the urge to hide from the world he's thinking could do with a bit of counseling, later--assuming she remembers the offer.]

Ah, was that what the bottle did, then?

[He's obviously not primarily concerned with justice for unfairly impugned bottles, but unnecessarily violence is as unnecessary violence does. Or something.]