Mirajane Strauss (
mira_strauss) wrote in
genessia2017-12-04 07:37 pm
[Video] 95 bottles of beer on the floor/The demon awakens
[The feed clicks on, and it's clear right from the start Mirajane is completely different than normal, because she's glaring angrily, sitting in a rather unladylike manner on top of her bar, and looks ready to commit murder.]
You! Yeah, I'm talking to every single damn one of you! Shut the hell up, and calm the fuck down! Do you see me bitching just because everyone is acting weird?! Who the hell cares?! They're still more or less the same person deep down, so quit your whining and learn to adjust to them rather than trying to figure out what's wrong! Maybe there's not a god damn thing wrong, maybe they just feel like they want to stretch their wings and do something in this dead end town!
[Mirajane grabs one of the liquor bottles from her carefully polished bar, and then when she finishes the contents with a contented sigh, she smashes the bottle to smithereens across the bar in an angry huff.]
And where'd that arrogant bitch Erza run off to?! The only thing she's good for is taking a punch and now she's not even here to do that! Rotten goody two shoes needs to learn to relax a little, and stop being so uptight all the damn time! Well fuck her, I'll go find someone else worth my time if she's not ready to bring it on.
[With that she hops off the bar and shifts into one of her many demon forms.]
If anyone wants to actually have some fun, come and find me! That is if you can keep up! I'm going to show this city how a real S class mage parties!
[She blows a kiss at the camera with a wink, and shuts off her device.]
You! Yeah, I'm talking to every single damn one of you! Shut the hell up, and calm the fuck down! Do you see me bitching just because everyone is acting weird?! Who the hell cares?! They're still more or less the same person deep down, so quit your whining and learn to adjust to them rather than trying to figure out what's wrong! Maybe there's not a god damn thing wrong, maybe they just feel like they want to stretch their wings and do something in this dead end town!
[Mirajane grabs one of the liquor bottles from her carefully polished bar, and then when she finishes the contents with a contented sigh, she smashes the bottle to smithereens across the bar in an angry huff.]
And where'd that arrogant bitch Erza run off to?! The only thing she's good for is taking a punch and now she's not even here to do that! Rotten goody two shoes needs to learn to relax a little, and stop being so uptight all the damn time! Well fuck her, I'll go find someone else worth my time if she's not ready to bring it on.
[With that she hops off the bar and shifts into one of her many demon forms.]
If anyone wants to actually have some fun, come and find me! That is if you can keep up! I'm going to show this city how a real S class mage parties!
[She blows a kiss at the camera with a wink, and shuts off her device.]

3/5?
"Arrogant"? Hold on... [Mira can be exceptionally good at getting Erza's skin very quickly; it's a big reason why they stopped brawling once the white-haired mage went through her major personality shift.]