I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies [video]

[corruptedsave]

[It's a tiny white dog, which is laying with it's legs up and very much asleep except... Someone off screen is doing a dorky voice as if it was the dog talking.]

Golly Chara, why would you want to run to be Guardian of Attleton?

[The device is spun around to show Chara, attempting to smile nicely and such. Even though they look scruffy and a bit dirty, they live in a tent what do you expect??]

Good question, Toby. [YES THEY NAMED THE DOG THAT.]

When you consider how stupid a lot of the adults who post around on the network, and would most likely also run for this position, are as dumb as a sack of bricks. It's my duty as a young person in this place to step up and do my part.

[Yes, they just called everyone an idiot. Camera back to the dog, who has rolled over and let's out a doggy "chuff", before Chara does the voice again.]

Oh but what about Mister Andor? He did a good job, right? [Back to Chara now.]

I dunno about that, he did allow someone to kill a bunch of cops and his boyfriend during his run. I'd have to say that's doing a poor job, don't you think folks?

[And gonna click off the video on that note.

Yes, they did just go there.]

Comments

[corruptedsave]

That is dependent on what resources Attleton has, I know there is a neighborhood watch? [They're not super sure on that, but they wouldn't put it past a place like Attleton having one.]

Of course that can only do so much, so encouraging diligence from not just myself and deputies, but also the general populace and already established police force within the city.

[They pause, taking a moment to think a bit more on the subject.]

And of course, working with that bounty board group to go about making sure anything that is beyond what's capable by what is available within Attleton is open for more capable outside aid. Since there is no shame in asking for help.

[They think that's a pretty good answer. Considering they pulled it out of their ass.]

And my adopted parents, from before I got here, are the rulers of their people. I have a good idea of the more administrative side of government.

[reluctantjinrou]

You should probably know the answer to that.

[He offers a bland look.]

Your parents position means nothing here.

[corruptedsave]

Funny, I wasn't using their position for anything other than the point out that I am aware that government is more than just one thing. It's a lot of things.

Is that all?