I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies [video]

[corruptedsave]

[It's a tiny white dog, which is laying with it's legs up and very much asleep except... Someone off screen is doing a dorky voice as if it was the dog talking.]

Golly Chara, why would you want to run to be Guardian of Attleton?

[The device is spun around to show Chara, attempting to smile nicely and such. Even though they look scruffy and a bit dirty, they live in a tent what do you expect??]

Good question, Toby. [YES THEY NAMED THE DOG THAT.]

When you consider how stupid a lot of the adults who post around on the network, and would most likely also run for this position, are as dumb as a sack of bricks. It's my duty as a young person in this place to step up and do my part.

[Yes, they just called everyone an idiot. Camera back to the dog, who has rolled over and let's out a doggy "chuff", before Chara does the voice again.]

Oh but what about Mister Andor? He did a good job, right? [Back to Chara now.]

I dunno about that, he did allow someone to kill a bunch of cops and his boyfriend during his run. I'd have to say that's doing a poor job, don't you think folks?

[And gonna click off the video on that note.

Yes, they did just go there.]

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[mother_of_monsters]

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How can you like dogs? :(

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[corruptedsave]

I also like cats, but having a cat wouldn't be good for it since I live in a tent.

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[mother_of_monsters]

Oh! Okay that makes sense. We do like warm places more.

Why are you living outside in winter? You could get sick.

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[corruptedsave]

Cause I can't afford an apartment.

Also I've stayed in colder places, this place has nothing on Snowdin.

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[mother_of_monsters]

But you are a child, I thought the was a place that took them in and keep them safe.

That doesn't really make it any better. What was Snowdin's like?

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[corruptedsave]

[Enjoy having the dog in response to saying his cute, of course the dog is just... Being a dog.]

Golly, thanks Mister! I try my best to be a good boy.

[Yes, they did the voice. Again.]

And I am running, if I win they hey. Cool. If not, eh. I tried, and it'd just prove my one theory about folks here right.

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[corruptedsave]

[And they weren't even trying to get a laugh!]

Thanks, pops.

[reluctantjinrou]

[A little snort.]

It takes more than intelligence to run something akin to government.

[corruptedsave]

No duh.

But it certainly helps when you have to herd cats.

[reluctantjinrou]

You haven't offered any position whatsoever that would make anyone vote for you.

Not being the previous guardian doesn't count.

Do you have a position?

[corruptedsave]

Well... Attleton has a lot of murders happening in it. I'd work on making sure that would be reduced, or completely stopped.

[Murder the murderers, said the murderchild.]

[erinoah]

What's all this business about 'running for office'? Is this how the different islands choose their... chief, so to speak?

[ Cue slimy-looking bunny girl tilting her head in curiosity at the scruffy looking kid and his obvious insults at the adults. Not that she believes or doubts him, but coming from a small island didn't do her much wonders in worldly knowledge. ]

[corruptedsave]

Cities, actually. Not islands. And Guardians aren't really chiefs, they don't have that much power.

[Honestly they have seen much much worse than a slimy bunny girl. So they are not bothered by her appearance.]

[erinoah]

Ah, right.

Wait, if they don't have that much power, why are more people getting in a tizzy over it? It's not like they're a megalomaniac, right?

Seems confusing.

[corruptedsave]

It's cause one person, before I got here, did go kinda nutso bananas when they became a Guardian. So no one wants to put someone like that in that position again.

That and people get excited over thinking they actually have a voice in their local government.

[vicious_slice]

I dunno, are people really likely to vote for an eldritch horror disguised as a kindergartner?

[corruptedsave]

[No reply, just... nudging the dog which wakes it up and thus treating Metal Man to video of "BARK BARK BARK".]

[vicious_slice]

...

That doesn't. That doesn't scare me when it's just a video. You know that, right?

[corruptedsave]

Really?

Hey Toby, you wanna go find the metal guy? Do you?

{The dog stops barking and looks SO HAPPY, as if Metal Man is his new best friend.

The video shifts a bit as Chara is moving to unzip the flap of their tent.]

Then go get him Toby. Go find your buddy.

[pianola]

Cassian Andor was otherwise affected.

You know this.

You are being a brat.

[corruptedsave]

You're assuming a lot about what I do and don't know, Miss.

Also! If I was being a brat I would've said something more juvenile, like... "Cassian Andor smells like butts" instead of using a question in the hopes of stirring up conversation on the current state of Attleton and it's Guardian.

[pianola]

I assume you have the ability to see what's happening and draw a logical conclusion.

Except you just did.

Cassian Andor, despite what this place has done to his city and his person, is a good Guardian.

[corruptedsave]

You assume I pay attention to every little thing on these things. [Which they do, because they're a little shit.]

It's an example, you know what those are right?