text + billboards of the front cover all over every city

[unhappy]

[ Within the book, it just contains ridiculous blog-style stories about how Cassian used to use pink milk to bake cookies on the veranda of his frozen planet home with his mother, then wake up because it was just a dream. His mother is dead, his life is shit. He must rebel. So he makes angry pink cookies.

Each recipe has a story of similar caliber, and most of the recipes are absolute shit. They are all next to weird pictures, some of him just barbecuing and smiling warmly at K2SO or some just making awful candid faces. The back cover photo is probably photoshopped but the rest seem weirdly.. real... (Thanks Neo.)

There are 20 different recipes including: a canned tuna christmas tree, how to make grilled cheese with a clothing iron, some kind of gelatinous salad monster, hot Dr. Pepper, and many other atrocities against food. ]

guys did you check out this hot new cookbook yet

Also vote Emerald for Guardian of Everglade you guys can ask about those things too.

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[aurabble]

Wow I

I'll try my best not to ruin everything for you.

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[unhappy]

I get to blame you if I fail now right??

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[aurabble]

I mean

Cant we just take equal responsibility?

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[unhappy]

Uhhhhhgggggggggggggggggggggg

I guess.

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[aurabble]

I'll start developing campaign slogans and making posters immediately! And make sure to free up your schedule, I'm going to try to get you in an interview with that one vampire.

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[unhappy]

Which one??

FYI this is probably going to be an uphill battle I'm gonna try 2b honest af

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[aurabble]

Emerald not even knowing his name this is why I stick to the publicity and you stick to being you and kicking butt.

It's park of your charm.

Part*

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[unhappy]

I can't know names when I don't know who you're talking about.

Most people disagree lol

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[aurabble]

Just use stupid pleasantries like it's a pleasure and avoid his name.
Do i have to do research?

Most people are dumb

founded when they stop getting offended and realize you're right.

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[unhappy]

Ha ha you don't know either, loser.

If you're right then Everglade might actually stand a chance.