text + billboards of the front cover all over every city

[unhappy]

[ Within the book, it just contains ridiculous blog-style stories about how Cassian used to use pink milk to bake cookies on the veranda of his frozen planet home with his mother, then wake up because it was just a dream. His mother is dead, his life is shit. He must rebel. So he makes angry pink cookies.

Each recipe has a story of similar caliber, and most of the recipes are absolute shit. They are all next to weird pictures, some of him just barbecuing and smiling warmly at K2SO or some just making awful candid faces. The back cover photo is probably photoshopped but the rest seem weirdly.. real... (Thanks Neo.)

There are 20 different recipes including: a canned tuna christmas tree, how to make grilled cheese with a clothing iron, some kind of gelatinous salad monster, hot Dr. Pepper, and many other atrocities against food. ]

guys did you check out this hot new cookbook yet

Also vote Emerald for Guardian of Everglade you guys can ask about those things too.

Comments

[om_nom_namur]

Must be good for someone else too, otherwise she wouldn't get 'way with it all the time.

An' hell if I know. Mean if it was me I'd be usin' that time t' check 'em out an' figure out if they's the cool kind or one a the asshats that's gonna 'ventually wind up with my fist through their face. But I ain't the one runnin' for shit either. How'd you handle it?

There y' go. 'S why I'm ignorin' her.

[unhappy]

Well yeah, because she has the mayor and the justice department in her pocket. People don't want to look into anything that isn't directly affecting them, and most of the people who vote never set foot in Everglade.

I don't know, not treat people like criminals before they've committed a crime. Just an idea. [ She's not great at the politics part of this tbh. ]

I think that's kind of my point about people just ignoring people because of stupid reasons.