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genessia2017-12-19 09:07 am
actualhumandisaster) wrote in genessia2017-12-19 09:07 am
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⋆ 02 - [ video ]
[ This video starts out with a nice shot of one of those Grievous action figures advertised in the newspaper set into the snow on some sort of flat surface. Grievous in the snow? Sure, why not. He almost looks festive, at least.
What follows next is a sound some may recognize. The tell-tale hiss of a lightsaber being activated off-screen followed by the low, constant hum of the plasma blade. Said blade of deadly energy now shifts into view, skyblue and slowly approaching the action figure, melting whatever snow or ice is nearby. The blade never touches plastic Grievous, though. The heat it radiates is enough to trigger the whole melting process and as the figure slowly changes form, a soft chuckle can be heard. ]
Looking good, General.
[ The lightsaber blade disappears again with another hiss, but the camera remains on the figure as the melting continues while it slowly cools down. ]
I heard there's some sort of festival approaching.
[ The off-camera voice speaks again, this time clearly addressing the audience. ]
Would anyone be inclined to explain what all this is about?
[ Now there's a small, Christmas-y bell-ornament dangling into view of the camera before the gloved hand holding it moves it towards the now oddly deformed Grievous figure and hangs it onto one of his now curled plastic lightsabers. Now he's festive, right? ]
Oh, and... Don't vote for this guy.
[ The same black-gloved hand now points at the molten figure. ]
You see what happens if you expose him to too much heat. That may not be the qualities you're looking for. A couple of guardian police droids might be better suited for the job. And yes, I can build those too.
What follows next is a sound some may recognize. The tell-tale hiss of a lightsaber being activated off-screen followed by the low, constant hum of the plasma blade. Said blade of deadly energy now shifts into view, skyblue and slowly approaching the action figure, melting whatever snow or ice is nearby. The blade never touches plastic Grievous, though. The heat it radiates is enough to trigger the whole melting process and as the figure slowly changes form, a soft chuckle can be heard. ]
Looking good, General.
[ The lightsaber blade disappears again with another hiss, but the camera remains on the figure as the melting continues while it slowly cools down. ]
I heard there's some sort of festival approaching.
[ The off-camera voice speaks again, this time clearly addressing the audience. ]
Would anyone be inclined to explain what all this is about?
[ Now there's a small, Christmas-y bell-ornament dangling into view of the camera before the gloved hand holding it moves it towards the now oddly deformed Grievous figure and hangs it onto one of his now curled plastic lightsabers. Now he's festive, right? ]
Oh, and... Don't vote for this guy.
[ The same black-gloved hand now points at the molten figure. ]
You see what happens if you expose him to too much heat. That may not be the qualities you're looking for. A couple of guardian police droids might be better suited for the job. And yes, I can build those too.