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[unhappy]

Just a friendly reminder that you idiots elected this team again. This was the choice the majority of you made.

Where's Grell? Or was this her idea?

DEPUTY RECAP:
Maribelle- both deputy (person who arrests people) and the public defender (how terrifying is it that the person who arrests you is who your life is dependent on? not fair to anyone who needs legal representation whether they're criminal or not, bias, horrifying)

Marco- about 90% sure he set that fire, threatened to do it again

Remilia- so egotistical she had to come try to rub it in my face after they won, then acted surprised when she got treated like shit for being an asshole. an immature bully who threatens anyone who questions her. definitely the kind of person you want in this position.

Don't know about Hikaru Takeda and Seth Rim yet, but I am sensing a pattern here lol

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[om_nom_namur]

Y e a h . . .

Umm... Maybe I could... talk t' Marco, t' talk t' Grell...

When he ain't in ragin' dickbird mode..?

[There is a lot of cringing here. Like, so much. Honestly he probably looks less constipated when he's constipated. It's not that he's unwilling to help, it's just a bad idea. Grell opposes most things that smell even remotely fishy to her, and that rules the fishman out to the thousandth power.]

Lord a the Sea, that's 'zactly yer problem, though, innit?

[unhappy]

People who call themselves lord of anything need to pull their heads out of their ass, but sure. If waiting helps though, fine.

[ She's a street rat, she's not much for titles. The higher up someone calls themselves the more she wants to kick them in the nuts tbh. But she knows that's not productive here so she's at least going to agree to it. ]

[om_nom_namur]

The Lord a the Sea ain't a person, an' I mean shit'd have to wait 'til Grell got back anyway regardless, so, eh.

[Another shrug.]

Swift winds t' y', Shitpost Queen!

[He bows with an exaggerated flourish of his hand, and cuts the feed.]