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genessia2018-03-10 12:40 am
captain_by_the_book) wrote in genessia2018-03-10 12:40 am
PSA from the Attleton office - text
[ Oh look Genessia, it's another one of these PSA's from the Attleton Guardian's office, sent over the network and read by Attleton's local radio and TV stations. ]
1. We are aware of the problem of ducks regularly causing traffic jams on Main Street. We are taking it seriously. Nevertheless, I have to ask Attleton's animal lovers to stop calling us with alarmist reports of "There are innocents about to be murdered by death machines right here on Main Street!"
2. Please stop filing charges against the wild Spearows that were stealing food in Attleton during the annual pokemon visit. We issued a bounty on them and the ones who weren't apprehended are long gone. No, we can't bring them back so Judge Judith can put them on trial on court TV.
3. If they wish, Deputies will be given the opportunity to attend classes in Criminal Justice at Attleton University as workload permits.
4. The Attleton Guardian's office is looking to fill a Deputy position.
- Volunteer position: unpaid
- Full-time (with allowances made in scheduling for a second paid job)
- Combat skills necessary, preferably capable fighter even without using magic or supernatural powers
- Experience in law enforcement, military or similar preferred
- Out-of-town candidates welcome but must be willing to move to Attleton
- Must be capable of following orders and working in a team, including work with pokemon
- Not afraid of ducks
1. We are aware of the problem of ducks regularly causing traffic jams on Main Street. We are taking it seriously. Nevertheless, I have to ask Attleton's animal lovers to stop calling us with alarmist reports of "There are innocents about to be murdered by death machines right here on Main Street!"
2. Please stop filing charges against the wild Spearows that were stealing food in Attleton during the annual pokemon visit. We issued a bounty on them and the ones who weren't apprehended are long gone. No, we can't bring them back so Judge Judith can put them on trial on court TV.
3. If they wish, Deputies will be given the opportunity to attend classes in Criminal Justice at Attleton University as workload permits.
4. The Attleton Guardian's office is looking to fill a Deputy position.
- Volunteer position: unpaid
- Full-time (with allowances made in scheduling for a second paid job)
- Combat skills necessary, preferably capable fighter even without using magic or supernatural powers
- Experience in law enforcement, military or similar preferred
- Out-of-town candidates welcome but must be willing to move to Attleton
- Must be capable of following orders and working in a team, including work with pokemon
- Not afraid of ducks
Re: private video
[There's actually a method to his madness here. Take that finger off the button, Cassian. His expression is no longer playful but rather sincere instead.]
Just a moment of your time please. I won't take long. It's in regards to our conversation the other day.
Re: private video
Fine. But make it quick. [ He still doesn't believe that it's more than a stalling tactic for more trolling. ] I am trying to hold interviews here.
Re: private video
[He smirks a little once he sees that Cassian took his finger off the button.]
Despite all of the harshness between us, I can tell you're doing your best. Therefore, I sincerely wish for your success, Guardian Andor.
[His smirk falters into an actual smile and not one of his "OH, I'M GONNA TROLL YA" smirks.]
Good luck, Cassian. I'm certain Attleton appreciates your dedication.
Re: private video
He freezes, his face momentarily showing his uncertainty - where is the trap now? What is the game? He doesn't know anymore and it's terrifying.
It's so much easier to deal with hostility, he knows how to handle hostility.
He quickly reaches for the end button, cutting the call without another word.
Then he slumps in his chair, eyes squeezed shut and massaging his aching temples.
Things had been so much easier in his own world. ]
Re: private video
Augustine blinks his eyes slowly as he taps the screen of his phone.]
...Alo? [He taps the screen again.] Alo!?