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[melodiouspacifist]

[Demyx waves at the camera, because that's how these things work.]

Okay, so after talking to my really boring friend. [He knows who he is. Zexion]

I want to experience something new. So I can make him try it later!

[It's a foolproof plan, can't go wrong.]

So tell me what kinds of cool things I should eat. That seems easy enough, and maybe I can get him to do that.

[Better not to count on that, but he can try. And his boring friend certainly will not see this right?]

So I've had pizza, and crepes - they're super good - and croissants and chocolate spread and weird space vegetables and blue milk.

[The last two are traumatizing. Really.]

What else should I try, and make Ze-I mean, my boring friend try?

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[illusionarytactics]

[Zexion glares at the camera. He does not look amused by the fact that Demyx is about as subtle as a heart attack. Or by being called boring.]

I'm so boring, and yet you're the one who insists on bothering me and telling me that we're friends. If I'm really so awful, feel free to leave me alone and stop posting about me publicly.

[He's about to end the video, but he can't seem to help himself.]

Also food is pointless for Nobodies, you do realize that? I'm not going to try food with you.

[melodiouspacifist]

[No one knows it's Zexion, except he just brought attention to himself. Demyx tilts his head.]

You're not awful, you're boring. [Those aren't the same thing.]

I like being your friend! And I want you to do new things with me!

[He pouts a little.]

I know it is, but it tastes good. Look, I'm going to learn to cook something for you. You really won't eat it?

[illusionarytactics]

[Except they amount to the same thing, when it comes to people wanting to spend time with you in general. Demyx is obviously an exception because... well, Zexion has no idea. Demyx lives to make a nuisance out of himself.]

Why would you like being my friend? I'm "really boring."

[He's absolutely not pouting. He's just stating facts.]

And why would I be a guinea pig for your cooking?

[melodiouspacifist]

Because I like you, that's why! Even if you're making me tired. [He means exasperated, but he smiles and shrugs at him.]

I don't mind that you're boring I just want you to have some fun, you know?

[He huffs.]

Well, um, actually I'm an okay cook for the stuff I know how to cook so when I learn new things it will probably be good.

[illusionarytactics]

And food is fun?

[Zexion sighs. He sees the writing on the wall here, and really he's not actually sure why he resisted anyway, because he knew it would end up like this. Feeling the need to put up a token resistance, perhaps.]

Ensure that the food is actually good before trying to feed it to me, and then perhaps.

[Perhaps, Demyx. That is not a yes. Except it is.]

[melodiouspacifist]

Okay, yes, I'll make sure it's good! I'll try and everything!

[He grins, it's kind of funny that no matter what, Zexion gives in eventually. Better for him because he wants to have fun with him.]