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[melodiouspacifist]

[Demyx waves at the camera, because that's how these things work.]

Okay, so after talking to my really boring friend. [He knows who he is. Zexion]

I want to experience something new. So I can make him try it later!

[It's a foolproof plan, can't go wrong.]

So tell me what kinds of cool things I should eat. That seems easy enough, and maybe I can get him to do that.

[Better not to count on that, but he can try. And his boring friend certainly will not see this right?]

So I've had pizza, and crepes - they're super good - and croissants and chocolate spread and weird space vegetables and blue milk.

[The last two are traumatizing. Really.]

What else should I try, and make Ze-I mean, my boring friend try?

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[moviemagic]

Try a spicy pepper. Or whatever the worlds spiciest pepper is here.

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[melodiouspacifist]

Really? Isn't that like a vegetable?

[Krista's not trying to get him to eat something healthy is she?]

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[moviemagic]

Technically yes, but it's not the healthy kind.

It's the kind people do challenges with to see if they can actually eat one without drinking milk.

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[melodiouspacifist]

Oh, well blue milk is weird. I'll try it!

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[mother_of_monsters]

Hi Demyx!

Blue milk? Where did that one come form? Milk isn't blue.

Have you tried roasted sea bass with onions, garlic herbs and spices? It's delicious. Also much healthier than pizza.

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[melodiouspacifist]

I know! Isn't it crazy? It's Cassian's space milk! It's blue and weird!

[It's just so fundamentally wrong.]

Hmmm, I haven't ever had that. It's delicious? I could eat that. And it sounds fancy.

[Maybe Zexion would prefer something more fancy than whatever Demyx likes.]

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[mother_of_monsters]

I didn't know space turn milk blue. Wait...Cassian made the milk? [Dray also didn't know the man had the ability. Perhaps humans and Eidions really are more similar than they realize.]

It's very tasty and not too difficult to prepare at all, even if it looks like a fancier dish than croissants. I can give you the recipe or show you how to cook it for your friend.

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[melodiouspacifist]

I don't know if he made it or not.

[Do space people have that ability? Where did he get the space milk?]

You'd show me how to make it! That sounds fun. I can only make stew really. I've never made something like that.

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[om_nom_namur]

Lutefisk. 'S a taste experience y' ain't never gonna forget!

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[melodiouspacifist]

Really? What does it taste like? What is it?

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[om_nom_namur]

'S jus' a couple a pretty li'l fish stuck in a jar. Ain't sure how it'd taste for a human, but the humans I know that's ate it says it's fit t' make men outta boys. Since the other thing they say does that's sex, an' sex is pretty damn good, then the fish oughta be pretty damn good too, aye?

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[badend_replay]

Yummy foods~! What about Japanese foods? I can teach you to make mochi! And curry!

I cook a lot back home, you see~!

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[melodiouspacifist]

I've never been somewhere that makes that?

[He looks puzzled by the question.]

I can only make stew, and basic bread stuff like that. Peasant-y stuff. What are those things?

[badend_replay]

Then I must teach you~!

Curry is especially good. You make it quick and eat it on rice. Hot days or cold days, curry will make you happy you worked hard to earn it.

Do you have a kitchen?

[4starsaviour]

Have you tried curry an' rice? It's pretty spicy, but it's really good!

Ooh, and dinosaur meat! If you can find any around here - I haven't had any luck.

[melodiouspacifist]

I haven't tried it!

[He looks like he's thinking.]

You can eat dinosaurs?

[4starsaviour]

Yep! Same as rabbits, chicken, boars... It tastes great, especially when it's roasted over a fire.

Guess it depends on what kinda food you like, though; one of my sons really likes sweets, but I figure it's best not to have too much of that.

[illusionarytactics]

[Zexion glares at the camera. He does not look amused by the fact that Demyx is about as subtle as a heart attack. Or by being called boring.]

I'm so boring, and yet you're the one who insists on bothering me and telling me that we're friends. If I'm really so awful, feel free to leave me alone and stop posting about me publicly.

[He's about to end the video, but he can't seem to help himself.]

Also food is pointless for Nobodies, you do realize that? I'm not going to try food with you.

[melodiouspacifist]

[No one knows it's Zexion, except he just brought attention to himself. Demyx tilts his head.]

You're not awful, you're boring. [Those aren't the same thing.]

I like being your friend! And I want you to do new things with me!

[He pouts a little.]

I know it is, but it tastes good. Look, I'm going to learn to cook something for you. You really won't eat it?

[illusionarytactics]

[Except they amount to the same thing, when it comes to people wanting to spend time with you in general. Demyx is obviously an exception because... well, Zexion has no idea. Demyx lives to make a nuisance out of himself.]

Why would you like being my friend? I'm "really boring."

[He's absolutely not pouting. He's just stating facts.]

And why would I be a guinea pig for your cooking?

[adorableyellowthief]

If my friend Touma was here I'd have you try anything he cooks.

[Granted half the stuff Demyx has said he's tried already is what Touma cooks, but still.]

[melodiouspacifist]

He's a good cook? Cool. I do okay when I try, I just don't know how to make much stuff.

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[priceofmagic]

Food is a good, easy thing to try!

What about going to a candy store with your friend and just buying a bunch of random stuff? You could have a candy tasting party!

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[melodiouspacifist]

That sounds awesome! But I don't think Zex will go for it.

[priceofmagic]

Awww boo..!

Okay then, what abooout... pork buns~!