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[melodiouspacifist]

[Demyx waves at the camera, because that's how these things work.]

Okay, so after talking to my really boring friend. [He knows who he is. Zexion]

I want to experience something new. So I can make him try it later!

[It's a foolproof plan, can't go wrong.]

So tell me what kinds of cool things I should eat. That seems easy enough, and maybe I can get him to do that.

[Better not to count on that, but he can try. And his boring friend certainly will not see this right?]

So I've had pizza, and crepes - they're super good - and croissants and chocolate spread and weird space vegetables and blue milk.

[The last two are traumatizing. Really.]

What else should I try, and make Ze-I mean, my boring friend try?

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[mother_of_monsters]

Yes, why not? The basic rules is that everyone involved needs to agree to it and that you shouldn't do it in public.

[It's something, yep. Here's Dray to help give Demyx terrible ideas.]

Okay. But fishes are really good, also deer. And fruits!

[melodiouspacifist]

[He hums, thinking it over. He's not entirely sure about a lot of it really.]

Huh. I haven't really thought about that. [And if they don't get married there won't be any children or happily ever after kind of thing. But who would he propose this to?]

Fish, yeah, fish should be good. I've never had deer. Fruit is kind of like vegetables isn't it? Cassian has space fruit.

[mother_of_monsters]

[There's no rush, Demyx. Do it at your own pace.]

You could start small, usually people go for kisses first. Or massages.

[Anyone he finds attractive? It's as much as a good start as any other.]

Deer is very tasty, I'll hunt you some. No, it's much better! Sweet and tasty. Specially with chocolate syrup.

[melodiouspacifist]

Oh, Arelen kissed me once. That was weird.

[Weird, although maybe that's what she was going for? Hm.]

Wait, I like chocolate!

[He's interested now.]

[mother_of_monsters]

But did you kiss her back? It's only weird if you don't want people to kiss you, that's why I mentioned first that everyone involved needs to agree to things.

[Dray can't tell him for sure.]

Then you need to try strawberries covered in chocolate.

[melodiouspacifist]

Uh, no she kind of surprised me. [He hums.] Do I want people to kiss me? I don't know. Am I supposed to?

[He's grasping as to what's normal human behaviour for humans.]

Strawberries in chocolate? I have to try that, okay. Might not be so strawberry-like.

[mother_of_monsters]

I see. not 'supposed' but some like it. I guess it depend on who you are kissing.

[And he's asking...a non human???? Bravo, Demyx.]

They're delightful! You'll love them I'm sure. Try cherries too.

[melodiouspacifist]

[He gets all of his lessons on human behaviour from non-humans.]

Hmmm, maybe. The problem with Arelen is she said she loved me and I don't think I can do something like that so...

[He shrugs helplessly.]

Yeah? Cool. I'll have to find some. Way better than plain.

[mother_of_monsters]

[That is true.]

Love is complicated and not always reciprocated. [He feels a bit bad for her but if Demyx didn't lover her, then nothing can be done.] You can kiss people you don't love, though. Nothing wrong with that.

They're easy to find in any marketplace.

[melodiouspacifist]

I haven't really given any thought to that. I don't know, I'd feel weird if she loved me and I didn't love her back you know?

[He shrugs helplessly.]

Awesome. I'm going to eat chocolate fruit all the time!

[Cassian might have a problem with that, too bad it's still fruit!]

[mother_of_monsters]

Yes, I know. But the more peopel you talk to, the better to chances to find someone you like so don't give up.

[It's better than no eating fruit at all, then.

Good. Let me know when your friend will be coming over once he answer and I'll teach you how to prepare the fish.

[melodiouspacifist]

Awesome! Thank you!

[He grins brightly, and as soon as Zexion agrees, he'll have Dray teach him.]