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It didn't sound like an adult, that was for sure, little feet clomping around the phone for a solid moment. Running maybe?
Then, up it went, the screen pointed directly down at a pair of little, very worn looking leather shoes, glimpses of shortpants seen every now and again along with a white tipped, frantically flicking tail.]
... Mom?
[The dead silence didn't seem to help.]
MOM? Rose? Esther? Anyone?!
... MOM!
[Well that's definitely not a twenty eight year old adult, he doesn't even sound like he's reached puberty yet. The phone is flipped around, finally, the wide eyed face of a panicking kitten there instead.
NO CLUE what he's looking at, shaking the phone in both little hands in frustration]
[[OOC: WILL BE REPLYING to this with the journal
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Re: Voice - Private
[There's something crinkling in the background, it sounds like packaging plastic. A box of food of some sort]
We need more food in the pantry.
Re: Voice - Private
We do, eh? Well, anything you'd like in particular? Just in case your diet might lie outside the norm.
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A clunk as what sounds like a thick and full glass bottle hits the ground]
... Something other than vodka and tea cakes.
[Look, Viktor likes what Viktor likes, and adult Mordecai likes what adult Mordecai likes. Clearly, someone hasn't gone shopping yet this week]
Re: Voice - Private
Ahehe, easy enough. All right, I'll pick up a few things; let me know when you're ready for instructions about coordinates.
[Meanwhile he'll be looking up the full meaning of "kosher".]
Re: Voice - Private
Alright... How do you get coordinates on this? I don't see any compass anywhere.
Re: Voice - Private
No allergies, I hope?
Re: Voice - Private
[because he'll be at your house later, you little jackass]
Fine, I've pressed it.
No, but it has to be kosher.
Re: Voice - Private
'Tis a matter of faith; but you'll know soon if I arrive, eh? Thank you.
[He's glad Mordecai seems calmer, at any rate. While he's picking out groceries, he'll try and think of something that'll keep him blathering.]
So, if it's not too personal... are you experiencing money troubles?
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The question causes him to pick at the ill fitting, worn sweater he has on, his nose wrinkling as he fusses with the shirt collar beneath it in an attempt to neaten it up]
No...
Re: Voice - Private
I can tell from your diction that you're a reader. What have you been interested in so far?
Re: Voice - Private
[Gracious how depressing]
I was in the middle of Beyond Good and Evil.
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Quite the severe author! All that stuff about the world being God's murderers, and so on.
[He'll try blathering about the author himself, multi-tasking as he finishes up the errand. Just to see if he bores the young
mancat or not.]Certainly lends weight to his claim that "all ideas are bloody ideas to me"; whether a thought really endowed itself in a man, or he held it lightly. Like the giant ear in Thus Spake...
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[Oooooof. Yeah that's Mordecai, thirteen and up. He does listen however, knees pulled against his chest, phone propped atop them, his head resting on his hands.]
I haven't read Thus Spoke Zarathustra yet. I didn't get all the way through it, Rose found it and colored in half the pages.
Re: Voice - Private
[That last line is for the checkout girl he's just inconvenienced. Placing all the groceries in the usual place, he heads out.]
Almost finished now. Say, you might enjoy this. Watch for something on your device; when you receive a picture in the shape of an envelope, press it.
[There appears an Inky attachment.]
It's a game; here are the rules: each row and column of cells must have the numbers one through nine in them. No repetitions. As to which numbers go where, well, each clump of cells will be lined and signified with an operation. So, for example, the two that have "/2" must be something like two and four, or four and eight. Multi-cell operations repeat the process, so the "x320" group must all multiply each other. Satisfy every condition, and the puzzle is solved. See if you can't figure it by the time I arrive.
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[Sour as hell. He listened to the instructions, tapping on said envelope icon when it appeared, his head cocking as the grid appears on the screen.]
And how am I to write upon this glass without a china marker?
How am I to write upon this glass at all? I'm not going to scribble all over this all willy nilly.
Re: Voice - Private
Suppose little sisters aren't the most commodious siblings, eh? Were you, ah, apprenticing under someone?
[He sure hopes so. But given what he's heard so far, the circumstances sounded more desperate than that.]
Perish the thought. You've been bold enough to explore your pantry; surely there's nothing too mischievous in getting common amenities from a strange house. If you really can't procure pen and paper, I'll bring some myself.
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[THE BANK AT WHICH HE DEFINITELY WORKS. He coughs]
It doesn't seem as if this apartment is wanting for pens and paper. I'm... Sure they won't mind if I just borrow a pen.
[And write on this discarded receipt for vodka]
Re: Voice - Private
[Sorry Morde, he's into words and those two are far too different to account for a slip of the tongue. He's delved into his fair share of hives of scum and villainy, so he's not totally ignorant of what goes on there. Given the year Morde admitted to coming from, that would place his youthful days in about...1914, or so? Child labor laws should've been in effect at the time.]
How you managed to be a fully established anything is beyond me. Does your mother know you do that?
[DISAPPROVING WOULD-BE AUTHORITY FIGURE MODE. Naturally, his optimism clouds the fact that such laws weren't enforced much.]
Re: Voice - Private
Oh sure logic dictated he ought fib, no one would have approved of his career choice, but an alien looking face in an alien world didn't immediately merit lying.
So the panic that only followed for a moment was squashed beneath cold, hard truth, one that he was just prior, lamenting:]
No. And she won't. Since father died, we've only had mother to depend on for paying rent and feeding and clothing us. I'm the... I'm the man in the house now. It's my duty to pay the bills.
Mother doesn't ask, and I will not tell her.
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Oh, I'm...very sorry to hear that. And I'm...sorry for raising my voice.
[He trudges along with a slower gait.]
What an awful burden for a young man.
Re: Voice - Private
If his own mother couldn't convince him that the gambling dens weren't worth the money, chances are Ted wouldn't either.
In stark contrast to the short tempered, violent creature he'd grow into, Mordecai's voice remains remarkably even. If anything, almost eerily so]
It is hardly uncommon. New York is a filthy, squalid, cramped place, I'm surprised we're all not dead from some miserable, wasting disease.
[Little cracks and pieces of what would become the neurotic adult he'd grow into]
We won't be there forever, at the very least. I've already begun working on a ten year long plan. I won't be living there when I'm twenty, and my mother and sisters won't be there either.
We'll never have to worry about expenses ever again.
Re: Voice - Private
[At least his current residence sounds like a step up. This certainly explains why finances captivated him. Why he's seemingly less sane as an adult is still unclear; wouldn't age smooth out sensitivities?]
A good intention.
[He says, restraining from finishing the epigram. It didn't sound like this plan of his would lead anywhere good. And, more disconcertingly, what did Mordecai live for now when he was parted from his family? Viktor? People, Ted's found, are very good at hiding their ennui in Genessia, as the latter's stripped them of all context. "He", quoth Nieztche, "who has a why to live can bear almost any how." Was he just biding time?]
A time horizon as long as yourself, eh? What does it involve?
[If he's anything like Ted was as a kid, he'd be all too happy to share his grand designs.]
Re: Voice - Private
But what it comes down to is entirely elementary. To be basic, mere work ethic with a spin added, taken from the idea of capitalism.
Specifically, not only do I fully intend upon being the best in my field, I'll ensure that anyone who could stall or reverse my efforts, or who might otherwise be worthy competition, is either an ally, or summarily subtracted from the equation.
.... I'm pretty sure all I have to do is tell the boss that Little Nicky and Timmy TwoTone are siphoning his good whiskey, for instance. Getting the competition fired seems to be an adequate route.
Re: Voice - Private
That's...very ruthless.
[And he's very close. Time for lighter fare.]
How's that grid coming along?
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I've completed it, it was very easy... But enjoyable. Do you have more? I don't know how long it will be until I find a way to get home, and... I don't want to be bored.
Re: Voice - Private -> Action
[He nearly gasped with astonishment. Certainly much faster than he'd completed it, and that with Ted's full attention.]
My guess is that you'll need endure your captivity no more than a week. Glad you enjoyed that very easy puzzle. Yes, there's more where that came from, and while you'll find no greater admirer of Kierkegaard and his warnings against boredom than I, perhaps we might attend to baser appetites. I come with two pieces of good news.
[Mordecai might hear with his cat ears steps ascending towards his residence. There's also the slight crinkling of grocery bags.]
One: you do not look to be in any kind of prison whatever. Two: I've collation. Have you eaten lately? Would you like to?
Re: Voice - Private -> Action
[He heard it, eventually. Looking up from the device to move towards the door, grabbing a broom on his way over.
Just in case]
I had a tea cake.
But I may want more food.
Re: Voice - Private -> Action
[Funny as that would've been. After some digging, he produces the simple meal he's prepared on a paper plate: a cheese sandwich, apple slices, milk in a plastic cup, and celery stalks with peanut butter. No bumps on that log, minding the prohibition on grapes.]
I'm afraid I'm one of those who "look wrong", so I've set the things down upon the doorstep.
[He's removed himself five paces to the right of the door, sitting against the wall.]
Now that my terrifying visage is out of the way, the repast is safe to retrieve.
Re: Voice - Private -> Action
[He misses Rose you have no idea.]
I dislike alcohol. [Implying he's definitely already tried it, and made up his mind] From what I've seen, drinking is a boorish activity that makes intelligent men idiots, and idiot men useless. And I have no desire to be an idiot.
[There's the sound of little feet by the door, and it cracks open, just enough for him to pop his head and arm out to snag the food.
From what little can be seen, that's a pretty raggedy, oversized sweater he's wearing, the shirt beneath that for a man twice his size.
The food is snagged, and he immediately retreats again, going over the haul]
You're not terrifying.
[A crunch. He's apparently trying the celery]
Just ugly. I don't think that's your fault, if it's of any consolation.
Re: Voice - Private -> Action
Thank goodness the allures of idiocy don't tempt you. I teetotal myself, while noting that many men of genius, like Ben Franklin, poured out libations. "...a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."
[Maybe not the right founding father quote to give to a child. His shoulders hitch as he sniggers. Given the source, that might as well be a benediction.]
Magnanimously said; alas, one cannot much help either intellect or aesthetics.
[Though he might help Mordecai's, were he anywhere near observant enough to notice the ill-fitting clothes. He leaves off conversation after that, not wanting to tempt into talking with one's mouth full. He's hopeful that, fastidious as Mordecai is, he won't object to the vittles, relying on his poor upbringing to take whatever's set before him. Once the sounds of munching are complete, he'll look to more pertinent matters.]
How much of the place have you explored thus far?
Re: Voice - Private -> Action
Vomiting on the pool table and urinating in the spitoons is not contentment. It is anarchy.
[He's started in on the sandwich now, more or less just inhaling it]
I've explored the bathroom and documented the bedroom and dining room. I've now chosen to remain within the living room-cum-dining room to wait for a normal person to find me.
Re: Voice - Private -> Action
How good of you to lend some order to it.
[He checked the phone again, seeing if anyone else has responded to Mordecai's mewling. None so far; things must be getting really out of hand.]
Mm. Of the effects therein--particularly the vestments--how many people would you say reside?
[Just so he knows whether to expect company.]