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[solar_flare]

[It looks like Yang. But her hair is a mottled mess of splotchy puke green and clown orange.]

[She also looks mad as hell, if the little sparks flickering at the edges of her ridiculously ugly mane is any indication.]

You know what? All I wanted was one chocolate egg. Instead? I'm dealing with this.

[She points sharply at her hair, purple eyes flashing to red.]

So yeah, I'm not in the mood to put up with a lot of the usual stupidity this place cranks out right now! You need help? I've got your back. Give me a call, whether I'm on-duty in Nova or not.

But now is not a good time to go around being a public jerk, especially if it's on my turf. That's all the warning you're going to get.

[She snaps off the feed. ...Maybe someone should go toss her a chocolate egg. Tease about her hair at your own risk.]

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[heavensmostwanted]

[Ah yes that kind of glare. Chiaki gave it to him a few times and he knew when to shut up, or he was dead. Which is why he is trying his hardest to not chuckle or anything. Just do not laugh, Naoki! Just ask her for training and--]

...Snrk!

[Goddamn it.]

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[solar_flare]

[Her fierce crimson eyes lock onto Naoki's face. For a moment her teeth clench before her lashes lower. The expression is dispassionate, but it's more than obvious he's treading on shaky turf.]

Something funny, Naoki?

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[heavensmostwanted]

[Okay scary glare brought him back. He even pinches his cheek in order not to laugh. He's even doing it with the black and white gauntlets, Beowulf, that Dante gave him. His smile is a forced one. And naturally, he is trying to hold in the pain.]

Nothing. Nothing at all.

[His Pixie suddenly pops into view, blinking at Yang's hair.]

"...wow, your hair looks like--GAH!"

[Before she even has time to finish, Naoki punches the demon off the screen. If Yang listened close, she might hear a large crash in the distance, followed by some little swear words as Naoki speaks again.]

Totally normal and in no way funny! That's what she meant.

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[solar_flare]

It's far from 'normal.' But you're right about the rest. It's not funny.

[She folds her arms in a huff. She's unusually cranky about the whole situation, and far from her ordinarily sunny self.]

So did you call just to say all that, or was there something you wanted?

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[heavensmostwanted]

[He finally let's go of his cheek....and even with the glowing tattoos, a bruise already formed there. He tries to be serious, which is easy given what happened earlier.]

Yeah. I was hoping you would be up for a training session. Dracula promising to be Vlad the Impaler doesn't sit well with me. That and I kinda need to learn some more martial arts...

[Guess who got beaten by Dante. Again.]

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[part_timer]

Sounds like a tough round.

[Sadao is sorting eggs. He's been afflicted to the max with his full demonic form, so most of them just shrug off due to demonic powers being supercharged right now.]

Though, if you want actual chocolate eggs, I've sorted all the ones that appeared in the pizza place into tricks and actual harmless ones. Other than that, I'll be tossing all of them out soon. It's all I've been doing today.

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[solar_flare]

[It's so dumb. But that chocolate egg was all she really wanted, and her shoulders sag as her anger deflates. She's not even phased by his demonic appearance, he's offering chocolate and talking like anyone else would.]

If you're offering? I'll take two.

[She deserves two.]

Haven't seen you before. I'm Yang.

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[part_timer]

I'll get you three. It seems like you've had a rough day.

[he grins a little, as he holds up three normal chocolate eggs.] I'll put them in a bag and run them out to you.

I'm Sadao Maou, I've come in under the radar but I work in the pizzeria.

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[solar_flare]

Geraldi's, right? I know where that is. I don't mind swinging by.

[And she has no objections to three. Bring on that chocolate.]

Thanks. Kinda needed this.

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[conner_el]

[... she's actually kinda terrifying when she's mad. The genuine fear cancelled out any and all urge to laugh at the dye job she'd evidently been given, which is very good, because he likes living.]

Doing okay, dude?

[That's all he's got right about now.]

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[solar_flare]

Been better.

[It's halfway between a terse, cold statement and a hot, impatient growl. His life remains preserved.]

You?

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[conner_el]

No magic eggs yet, so ... pretty okay?

This kinda thing happen a lot here?

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[solar_flare]

[Yang sighs. That's right, he's new. She doesn't need to bite his head off over this. Looking a little guilty, she glances away.]

About every month or two. Sometimes it's harmless, sometimes you've got monsters rampaging in the streets. It's hard to predict. Typically it's a good idea to keep an eye on the communicator when stuff like this starts happening so you know what to avoid. Magic eggs would be one of those things.

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[whiteas]

[ Hello yes, it's bitty!Weiss. And she seems to instantly decide that Yang is an OK person to talk to. For one very simple reason: ]

Your eyes are like Klein's!

[ Not.. exact colors, but they change! She doesn't know anyone else's eyes who change like that! So she sounds excited. Who cares about the awful hair? ]

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[solar_flare]

[Holy crap Weiss is so little! It's probably a good thing they aren't meeting in person, because she'd get so many hugs. Yang doesn't care how embarrassing it would be for her once this wears off.]

Heh, they are, huh?

[She calms down. She might be angry about a lot of things right now, but she isn't going to take it out on a kid. Besides, talk about the eyes is fine. It has nothing to do with her stupid hair.]

Who's Klein?

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[whiteas]

Klein is Klein!

[ Wait, okay. WHat did father say to call him? ] He's our trusted family servant.

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[solar_flare]

[On the down side, she's being compared to a...butler? On the plus side, it's a trusted butler. She scratches the back of her head, not entirely sure how to handle this. Oh well. At least it's taking attention away from her hair.]

Huh! Well who knows, maybe he's a distant relative.

[It could happen, why not?]

I'm Yang by the way.

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[ivegotadream]

[Rapunzel really didn't know what to say, but she figured best not talk about the hair. Maybe something else. That was a very good idea.]

I am sorry to hear what happened to you.

[Nailed it. That was a good idea.]

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[solar_flare]

[Yet another person Yang can't bring herself to be mad at. She exhales heavily and gives a wave of her hand.]

Don't worry about it. I'm fine.

[She's not fine.]

How are you holding up?

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[ivegotadream]

I hope that it gets fixed soon, for you.

[She paused for a moment.]

I am holding up fine, myself. I have been wanting to pick up the eggs, but people say not to. So I've been listening. Even if some are in my apartment.

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[solar_flare]

Well...

[Yang exhales, gesturing lightly with an open hand.]

If you know what the consequences are and still want to try it out, go for it. Except for the evil twin thing, most of this stuff is pretty harmless.

But if you want me to come over and shovel out your eggs, I can do that.

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[bornunlucky]

[ Considering he's stuck in the wrong body this may be a bad time to be gloating yet... Well, Qrow's not laughing. But he is looking very very amused. ]

Hey kiddo. Nice hair.

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[solar_flare]

[There's a brief flicker of confusion on Yang's face, just before she remembers Ren's circumstances with Qrow and her expression goes flat.]

Don't think you're safe just because you're in someone else's body. I will punch you.

[At least the red has vanished from her eyes.]

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[bornunlucky]

I think your friend would hold a grudge for that black eye.

[ But hey, good point. She would punch him. And then Ren will hold a grudge against him, too, for earning that black eye. ]

Are you alright? Hair aside?

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[solar_flare]

[No.]

Yeah, got most of my pieces.

[She holds onto her right shoulder and gives her arm a roll. She can joke about it now.]

And signing up as a deputy has been keeping me pretty busy, especially with everything going crazy, so at least I can say I'm never bored. What about you? You've been pretty quiet lately.