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I'm looking for a decent home in Attleton.
[OH IT'S KITTY AGAIN.
A kitty who actually has all his nice clothes on, neat as a pin, and is an actual adult today. And no one better mention any of that shit that happened prior to this moment, because while Mordecai is never in the mood for a good joke, he's even less enthused about what happened this Easter. Merrymakers take their lives in their hands here.]
After much thought and consideration, I've accepted a position as the professor of accounting at Attleton University. I start immediately.
And I expect not to hear any complaints about it.
That being said, I shall be requiring a home closer to my place of work, I have no intention of taking public transit there.
I don't want to die at the age of thirty from whatever incurable diseases the teaming populace is gestating in their lungs right now.
Thank you.
[OH IT'S KITTY AGAIN.
A kitty who actually has all his nice clothes on, neat as a pin, and is an actual adult today. And no one better mention any of that shit that happened prior to this moment, because while Mordecai is never in the mood for a good joke, he's even less enthused about what happened this Easter. Merrymakers take their lives in their hands here.]
After much thought and consideration, I've accepted a position as the professor of accounting at Attleton University. I start immediately.
And I expect not to hear any complaints about it.
That being said, I shall be requiring a home closer to my place of work, I have no intention of taking public transit there.
I don't want to die at the age of thirty from whatever incurable diseases the teaming populace is gestating in their lungs right now.
Thank you.
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He gives the fussy gentleman another glance before deciding not to pursue down this avenue. If Mordecai doesn't wish to drink, then so be it. However, he has another option. One that might be more pleasant to Mordecai's delicate sensibilities.]
Not even elderflowers and rose lemonade, monsieur?