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[ There are days when you have to grin and bear unpalatable things. Such as when you have to swallow your pride and praise a boardwalk in a town that doesn't even have a beach. Cassian's face is very, very painstakingly professional as he records a video message, which is to be played on the network and local TV. ]

As we all know, the Neighborhood Watch is essential to Attleton's security. It is an organization by Attletonies willing to volunteer their free time and energy for the sake of their community without any compensation. This won't change. However, Mayor Palmer and I have decided that the Neighborhood Watch should be headed by a paid employee who can dedicate themselves full-time to the Watch.

To finance the new position, Mayor Palmer has kindly permitted me to host a fundraiser at the new boardwalk he is having built for our town. With the help of the Neighborhood Watch and our local community, we are planning a fair with a number of charity booths; games as well as food stalls and rides provided by local businesspeople.

Weather and unforeseen circumstances permitting, the fair is scheduled for Saturday, the 26th. All proceeds will, of course, go to the Attleton Neighborhood Watch. If anyone, whether from Attleton or out of town, would like to volunteer for the fundraiser they are welcome to respond to this message or drop by the Guardian's office.

[ And now he needs to bang his head against his desk or something. ]

[OOC: There will be a log for the fair going up on the 26th for all visitors and volunteers.]

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If you took that as a compliment, I must have said it wrong.

Hasn't put you off yet. [Hah. He wins.]

I've heard my this issue is called Stockholm syndrome. [U sure? He can go on with the snark too.]

Pretty sure that would require you to be nicer.

I am super nice all the time, you, nerfherder.

[You know he doesn't mean that, right babe?]

[It's okay he knows it's a joke now. Just don't joke about it when it's not clear. ] Only because I brainwashed you into it -according to you. That's just me being nice to myself really.

[No, he wouldn't do that. Promise.]

It was. You just couldn't resist getting your hands all over my lovely frame.

Can't blame you, I'm a delight.

You sure are something.

[ He hopes you can hear his eyerolling, Kay. ]

Good that you realized it. I was starting to wonder.

[Your sarcasm is noted and ignored.]

If you want me to keep a closer eye on you all you have to do is ask.

Well.

Sonico is out of the house.

The pokemon are napping.

Maybe you should come take a closer look at my frame.

Now that is a tempting offer.

How could I resist? We do deserve a break from.event planning.

We do. And that way you can make sure I behave appropriately

[Not like Cass can really make him stop being him, but it's fun to suggest it.]

[ He can, at least, try to bribe or distract him. ]

How about I keep a very close eye on you? I believe in a hands-on approach.

With droids that's usually the best kind of approach.

Positive encouragement too. That's very important.

Like you trained me to have dirty thoughts when I smell machine oil. By the way I hate you so much

[Kay is absolutely not shrieking with laughter, promise.]

Did I? What an interesting side effect of our relationship.

You are laughing. Don't lie. I KNOW you are laughing

I hate you so much.

When I took the pick-up to the auto repair...

[ Didn't help that they also have fond memories of that pick-up from their Valentine's Day date. ]

It's not a laugh is....a cough. That might sound close to a laugh but it's totally not that.

[It's totally that.]

No you don't you love me. And the oily smell. And the ports.

Specially the ports.

You're a terrible liar.

And don't even get started on the ports we agreed to never bring up the ports ever again

I'm just not designed for it.

You're not the only one with problems. The smell of gunpowder and blaster bolts also reminds me of you. It makes fighting people really awkward.

Oh. I hadn't considered that. Sorry?

So I smell good to you then? Maybe I should visit the shooting range before our next date.

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It's okay. I wish I could, I know it would have been helpful back home. But it doesn't seem possible.

You smeel...not unpleasant. [Now who's playing dirty?] Maybe you should, yes.

Not unpleasant? Not sure if that's good enough to make me go shooting before I come home to you. Or to take you on a shooting range date.

[ Maybe have that date in the woods rather than at the actual range, come to think of it. ]

Al right, you smell delicious

[Is that better or creepy?

Hm...yes that too.]

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