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[sharpeinolds]

Hey kids!

I know what you're all thinking.

Wow, I can't believe Spiderman finally hit puberty! Aren't his abs amazing, I just want to rub my face all over them.

First of all, thanks, I work out.

Second of all, don't call me Spiderman, lets get that out of the way right now.

Third of all, I just took a nap on the bottom of a cave because I.... accidentally... kicked the fancy Star Wars hologram over there, just wanted to put that out there: Don't kick the hologram. PSA here, kids.

Forth of all, I lost track of what I was listing.

And fifth of all because I'm on a roll and I need to prove I'm sober and I can count to five, does anyone have directions to a really cheap bar? I'll also accept directions to the pharmacy or a tire and lube.

I'm gonna need a few more chemicals in me before I deal with this. It's for my sake, not your-

I mean your sake, not mi-

No definitely my sake, sorry. Promised a friend I wasn't going to lie as much anymore.

Comments

[k2so]

Movie? What movie? Was he in one of those holo dramas and he never said anything?

We got along before, I can't see why we shouldn't now.

Sounds nice and it's good to have aspirations. Maybe you will even get a whole flat for yourself one day.

I'll look out for the man in a red onesie.

[sharpeinolds]

... I mean he's got the face for it.

I have so many friends here! Wow! I had no idea so many people could have such bad taste, all located in one area, I love it here.

[Pistol fingers go here]

I'll be there in a bit, sugarbits.

[k2so]

Casssian has a lot of nice features if you can look past his ten layers of self righteousness, grumpiness and trouble-seeking tendencies.

I was surprised about it too. Maybe part of it has to do with stockholm syndrome. We can not leave so we make friends.

I can't wait.