On today's episode of "Misery & Self-Loathing"... [Video]

[immortalrose]

[It comes as no surprise that this dhampir been avoiding the known world as of late for reasons unknown. However, Augustine returns looking as immaculate as ever in a pristine red baroque themed suit featuring white ruffles and lace. He's dressed to the nines as usual but he certainly isn't going anywhere fancy. If anything, he's lingering close to home for now at the local cafe. That explains why he's nursing a cup of coffee looking quite unimpressed.]

What does a man have to do to get a decent cup of coffee? [The dhampir grumbles as he takes a small sip.] Coffee that isn't burnt, that is.

I cannot say I'm particularly fan of this brew but I suppose it will do.

[An afterthought.]

I hear Fayren has the best coffee, only second to Everglade. However, the coffee in the Everglade isn't coffee.

[More like coagulated human blood but whatever! It tastes good.]

Do I dare ask anything regarding the next elections? I hear a certain "guardian" might be stepping down.

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[anamnestik]

I’m afraid I have little experience brewing coffee.

[Son is being good and doing his job. Which is just about all Eliot does anymore. Work and his make-up.]

Does it really taste good? I’ve heard it described as Stockholm syndrome.

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[immortalrose]

[Mentioning cosmestics, Eliot looks flawless today! Augustine is quite proud.]

I wouldn't be surprised if I do have Stockholm syndrome at this point.

[He grimaces as he takes another sip.]

Certainly would explain why I'm torturing myself.

[anamnestik]

[Why thank you. He tries. Hard.]

There’s always sugar. [Eliot offers a slight smile. He doesn’t know how to flavor food anymore. All he can taste is blood.]

I take it you’re busy today? Ms Rip has me working on something, so I won’t be home until quite late.

[om_nom_namur]

Is it The David? Cuz it'd be 'bout damn time.

[immortalrose]

Unfortunately, not David. It should be David but alas.

Instead, it's...one of the "good" ones.

[singinghuntress]

[Guess who should be asleep and is having another one of her sleepless days, though for good reason this time. She's also very happy to see him out and about.]

...I like zhe coffee in zhe Everglade.

[Because it's exactly what she needs. Rip pouts a little before relaxing and with the camera moving out a little, Augustine can see Rip's still very much in her pajamas, lounging on her couch in a tanktop and pair of sleeping shorts as she sets her device on the coffee table with a slight yawn and seems to just curl up with a pillow.]

Are you going to be home zoon? I voul come to you...except I don't vish to leave zhe building right now.

[For reasons. ]

[immortalrose]

Buna dimineata.

[He greets with a pleasant smile reserved only for his dear huntress.]

You look as lovely as ever, Rip. Although, a bit tired. Are you resting well?

[Nothing has changed between them. Augustine is still quite concerned about her regardless of everything. Hell, he still freaking loves her.]

I shall return shortly. Just wanted to enjoy the sunrise.

[Video]

[youfool]

[Ted wouldn't blame him: there's a lot to loath.]

Well, you can probably complete the idiom: "If you want something done right..."

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[immortalrose]

[Including Ted himself. Loathing the blond is a normal passtime.]

"Do it yourself?" Perhaps but I was in a rush.

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[wonderland_vogue]

[Eh, might as well make herself known. Even if she's more eyeing the details of that suit before addressing him properly.]

The elections are coming up soon and, from what I've heard, there's only two going for Everglade. Neither of which is Grell, so take that as you will~

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[immortalrose]

[Forgo your criticism, lich! This suit is clearly designer.]

Is that so? Well, I wonder who the candidates will be.

[He mutters in a deadpan tone as he takes a sip of his coffee.]

Do not tell me that my alleged "grandfather" plans take to the polls.

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[priceofmagic]

If you mean Mr Cassian, it's because he's earned a break. But Mr Dante is from our Deputy team, so I think it'll be okay.

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[immortalrose]

Although, I fear pestering Sparda won't end very well for me.

[He sighs a little as he sips his coffee.]

Guardian Cassian was my favorite for that reason alone.

[k2so]

I'm afraid I can't give you good advice on the caff. I don't drink any.

About the elections....so you know, hm?

[immortalrose]

Clearly.

[He really didn't expect you to consume food, Kay. No matter how advanced you are as a droid.]

That I do. It's honestly a shame but Guardian Andor earned his rest, did he not?

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[whiteas]

The Bunny Poof Cafe in Nova City is good.

[ She's one of the rare coffee-over-tea people in this world. People need to calm their shit on tea. 8') ]

But if you're looking for a high-end roast, the Paris subarchway actually has the best coffee.

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[immortalrose]

The Bunny Poof Cafe? [He chuckles quietly at the name.] Sounds like quite the establishment.

I may visit there soon.

[Tea is overrated anyway.]

The Paris Subarchway? Goodness! You're right. We have a direct archway to France and Lord knows the love their coffee like their wine.

[droidrights]

[ Have a robot tilting her robohead at you. If she had inferior human eyes, she would be squinting. ]

You.

[ Dressing up fancy like this to get a drink is such a him thing to do that her little robot heart goes all nostalgic. Can't have that. ]

Where I'm from bribery is a start. For a decent drink, that is.

[immortalrose]

[His brow arches elegantly in a curious fashion once this odd robot appears upon the screen.]

Yes?

[He stares at the droid for the longest time in just plain confusion. Kay never told him he had a sister.]

Ah, of course. Then perhaps I should've tipped the barista better.

[He smirks.]

[captain_by_the_book]

[ Sigh. ]

Augustine.

[ It had been a nice reprieve. So nice. ]

[immortalrose]

[Smile.]

Cassian.

[Vacation is over, bitch.]

[Video]

[justicereigns]

You could take a man out for your Un-Birthday, I hear that works well.

Yeah, surprised no one's running in Genessia. Attleton's got one of the deputies stepping up, I think Andor's a bit sick of it all to be honest.

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[immortalrose]

...Un-birthday?

[He blinks his eyes slowly at that suggestion.]

Well, I don't mind inviting you out for drinks. Though, I fear you'll distract all the patrons with your impressive physic.

[The dhampir smirks.]

Andor deserves some time away from the political arena. His deputy will be able to handle the job.

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[phoenixstrut]

[Dove's just idly checking her phone as she waits for her own cup of joy by the counter when she happens to notice a video seemingly being broadcasted from the same cafe.

Trying not too be terribly obvious, she glances about until she spots the man, though... really it's the suit that catches her first. She's distracted for a moment, trying to decide whether it's the attire or something else she's unconsciously picking up on that's got her so interested, but then her name is called and she's off to the barista with a bright smile and gracious nod.

Latter in hand, she makes her way to the door, but not without stopping by the table where Augustine sits. She vaguely recognizes him as the small (angry) child she had run into, but says nothing of it. Instead, he just gets that same warm glow and a coy smile as she adjusts the strap of her tote on her shoulder.]

The lattes are better.

[At least her wings are hidden this time???]

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[immortalrose]

[The little hairs upon the back of his neck start to figuratively stand once he catches a hint of that sickeningly celestial aura. While Augustine isn't particularly fond of demons, he certainly isn't fond of angels. He dealt with angels before and they're more dangerous than any demon in hell.

He peeks over his shoulder briefly, his gaze focused upon a young woman who've been staring at him. While her face looks familiar, Augustine honestly doesn't recognize her. All he recognizes is that holy aura that clings to her like second skin. It's enough to make him feel a tad queasy.

The dhampir chooses to ignore her for the time being, that is until she wanders over.]

Are they? [He questions with a practiced smile. Unlike the angry little child that he was, Augustine seems quite serene.] Perhaps next time I'll order one.