[Anonymous video]

[wonderland_vogue]

(Lydia
Edward)

[Hopefully no one is surprised to see the sight of a skeleton back on the network, one that is probably the same one as always. Though this time any mirth and amusement has died out to look... almost bored. In the background is the familiar garish sight of a raffle wheel and another skeletal figure. Along with yet another body that has probably been through the same amount as ones before.

Which is why she's merely sighing, voice once again magically modulated in an attempt to be as unfamiliar as possible to her normal.]

I was going to make some grand gesture about how Everglade's guardian is another in a long line of those willing to look the other way and remain as status quo as possible, but that’s so... cliche and boring at this point, isn't it?

[All that fervor and heat from before is just... gone.]

I’ll put it this way, I'm-- we're bored.

[The other skeleton decided to pipe in here.]

After all, there are only so many of these fake people that we can play with before things get old. So we're opening up our little game to some new players~ If any care to show up anyway~

[He gets close to the other skeleton and, more importantly, the camera as he talked. His inability to be sincere or even acted showed through here as he he was a bit more animated than his sister, as though trying to overly demonstrate his boredom.]

[Oh, she's biting back a laugh at that, a bony hand covering her mouth.]

As he said, we're... looking for some people that might be interested in playing with us~ It’s a fair enough game, I think. You find us, you play a few of our games to show us just how much you're willing to sacrifice in order to win whatever you name, and if you manage to get through them... Then you win. Simple enough and just that straightforward. The only catch to it is that, well, if you don’t say stop then we don't guarantee you'll make it out alive or with your sanity intact. Just a danger of the game, after all.

[She's glancing over to her brother and just grinning at him.]

Did you have anything else to add?

[He is grinning right back.]

Not really. Just... Come and get us, baby~

Comments

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[hot_handed]

Because anyone with a fucking braincell can tell this is a bad idea. And if you try it I'll murder your ass myself before those skeletal bastards can.

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[yoyoofdoom]

But what if the prize is money? I can't pass an opportunity like that! And they can't murder me, it's against the law!

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[hot_handed]

Were you listening?! They said you might lose your life. This is voluntary, legal murder.

If you want money so bad, take a fucking bounty.

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[yoyoofdoom]

[That actually makes Bridget think for a moment. He's reading/listening to the post again.]

I guess it is...

[He sighs in defeat, pouting as he hangs his head forward.]

That's a little too much for a prize. And I have been doing bounties.

[So much pouting.]

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[hot_handed]

But if you're going to be a brat about it, I'll go with you and kick their ass.

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[yoyoofdoom]

I'm no!

But yeah! Cause it's still murder! And maybe we'll get something too.

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[hot_handed]

And someone's gotta stop the bastards.

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[vogue_elf]

[And we're just gonna pretend that that is a skeleton icon because I have 0 of those]

Can I just jump in here real quick? We don't murder people. That would be sick, and honestly just not be any fun for us. In fact, we do our best to make sure our contestants stay alive~

But there is always the possibility of accidents, or that people won't back down even when they should, and we'd like to have our bases covered. Hence the warning.

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[hot_handed]

If you have to make a warning you did a shitty job of covering your bases to begin with.

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[wonderland_vogue]

[She's just grinning at that screen, this one seems fun if she can maneuver this properly.]

You like fighting things, don't you?