Take 1: A Wild Hare || Video

[hecklinghare]

[Don't ask how the communicator is set up to get a full picture of an anthropomorphic rabbit chomping away at a carrot. But that's what it's doing and that's the picture everyone is getting.

After a bit Bugs moves closer, leaning against something apparently off screen and pointing at the camera with the bitten end of the carrot.]

Alright, I get it. I'm in a whole other woirld. Dis ain't Burbank an it ain't Albuquerque needer. I buy it. But uh, see da on'y problem I got wit all a dis is.

[He gestures around him. Apparently he is in the woods, probably Fayren it's Fayren.]

Der ain't exactly a cartoon studio just aroun' da corna. So, what's a bunny ta do?

((ooc: please fill out Bugs' permission post and all his toon powers are listed on his journal :)!!!))

Comments

[Video]

[randallboggs]

What do you want a cartoon studio for?

Re: [Video]

[hecklinghare]

[Well, that's a new one. Bugs just sort of looks offsides and wags his eyebrows before focusing on Randall again.]

Mostly cause I don't get carrots for free. A rabbit's gotta work ya know.

[Video]

[randallboggs]

There ain't no scare factory around here either so we all have to find work where we can.

[Action Hijack]

[koishi_komeiji]

Koishi liked rabbits. To eat, usually. But a bipedal talking rabbit? Yeah, no. Not on the menu. Rather, this was something worth investigating! Besides, Rabbit season wasn't until mid-fall.

She would hover around his shoulder for several moments, head tilted, before she reached out... And poked his fluffy cheek. Once. Twice. Three times. Hopefully this would be enough to overcome her natural perception filter.

"Hello? Mister Bunny? Hellooo. Can you hear me? Can you see me? Hey!" Hopefully Bugs would notice her soon.

Re: [Action Hijack]

[hecklinghare]

Whozzat?

[He turned left, then right, then left again before pausing to rub at his chin.

When he suddenly hears a voice he jumps a near ten feet in the air.]

Didn't dey tell ya not to sneak up on folks, kids?

[video]

[watcheddog]

Still probably should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque though.

[Oh his gosh it's actually Bugs Bunny! If he doesn't wake up from the surreal dream that living here is...]

[... He'd be super low-key excited, except, it's Carver so luckily he keeps it very low-key. It's not like you can't get Bugs Bunny autograph at Six Flags, right? But that totally doesn't count. That's like a mall Santa. Versus: REAL LIFE SANTA!]

Can I have your autograph?

[... He'll hang it up somewhere. Especially because no one will believe it's real or understand why it's important to him. He is cool with this.]

Re: [video]

[hecklinghare]

[Bugs snickers. It's always nice to be recognized! Especially when it doesn't seem like anyone else is gonna be saying anything about it.]

An autagraph? Sure kid! What burg are ya stayin' at?

[It's nice to know he isn't going to worry too much about fading around here!]

[radishearring]

Sounds like a massive backfire of the Portkeys if you ask me.

[This from a petite blonde wearing radishes after all]

[hecklinghare]

[He stands with his hands behind his back, blinking a bit innocently or a moment.]

Sure, doll, that make poifect sense.

Video

[youfool]

Heh, I wouldn't worry. You'll find life here is not unlike a cartoon.

[Bugs should be someone this manchild identifies with on a spiritual level. Alas, television never held much interest for him.]

Re: Video

[hecklinghare]

A course it ain't a cartoon, doc. What kinda screwy woirld would dat be? It's just pictures ya know. Well, dat's how we usually sell it.

[erinoah]

Protect the bunnies.

Apparently, we're an endangered species! Well, all the variations of us anyways.

[ What looks like a human, except her ears are definitely a bunny's. And hollow eyes... maybe a ghost? But she looks too solid... ]

[hecklinghare]

I like her.

[Even if the stare is a little creepy. Bugs sort of looks apprehensive but, he'll be polite. She's just a kid.]

Heeheehee, well I dunno about you doll but I got a whole mess a nieces and nephews ta go around.

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

What's a cartoon studio?

[Yes, Bugs. A child who doesn't know about cartoons. Gasp! The horror!]

Re: [Video]

[hecklinghare]

What's a cartoon studio?!

[He looks, well really surprised! His eyes grow large for a moment before there is the sound of a screeching tire in the background.]

Waitaminute. Okay, kid, what woirld are you from?

Video

[draconixaviarix]

What...are youu? You look like a bunny, but you walk like a human, how wonderful!

[blinks and gasps] Oh, Fayren! I live there and ah..what's a cartoon studio, maybe I can recognize a place like that?

Re: Video

[hecklinghare]

I'm a rabbit, toots.

[Okay. So most folks here were from other worlds. He'd gotten that. It was like Los Angels versus Toontown. Different rules.]

Uh, maybe not. I don't tink it's somethin' from your woirld, lady. Unless your place looks like dis one?

Video;

[innocent_royal]

[Have a bright, shiny face of a young girl! Looking on through innocent eyes with childlike curiosity.]

You're a bunny? An honest-to-goodness bunny?

[She loves bunnies.]

I've never seen one quite like you before.

Re: Video;

[hecklinghare]

[There are so many kids around here!]

Yeap! Or a rabbit, or a hare. Depends on da joke, kid.

[He snickered.]

And so long as Warner Brothers holds my contract, you ain't gonna see anyone else like me either.

[Video]

[fadedscarlet]

What's something to do? Go wander in that forest and see what kind of mons--friends you can meet! How about that?

Re: [Video]

[hecklinghare]

Any a these mons--friends got shotguns?

video

[waitingforhope]

[It had been so long since Mai thought of Shu. Yet, finding herself staring at the live feed and finding a speaking rabbit...perhaps not the same species, but he did remind her so of her one time companion.]

Anything you want to, I suppose.

Aside from escape. But, I can assure you, this is...perhaps one of the safer worlds I've ever encountered.

Re: video

[hecklinghare]

Dat's da problem. Hard ta do anything witout direction or even waitin' around for ol' Friz ta come up wit something.

[guitar_hero]

Make your own? [he crunches a carrot] What's up, Doc?

[hecklinghare]

You know it don't woirk like dat, doc.

[Though he is glad that he's got someone else to recognize him.]

And dat, is my line.