[Anon Text and Anon Forever]

[myfayevalentine]

 Dear Men (with an interest in women),

Let's say an attractive woman is romantically and sexually interested in you. What would be the best way for her to approach? What would endear you to her most? What would excite you most? What would make you really notice her? What would make you want to be with her?

Thank you for your support.

Comments

[Text, not anon because he doesn't know how to do that yet]

[chief_of_staff]

[I'm not that experienced in this kind of thing, but I'd be sure to notice if she just talked to me.

Not that helpful, I know. Sorry!]

[myfayevalentine]

Sure, talking is a good idea. I mean, it's not like I'm a stalker watching him from afar or anything...

[chief_of_staff]

If you don't talk to him, he'll never know you're interested!

[myfayevalentine]

But I still need to figure if actually he wants to know that I'm interested...

[chief_of_staff]

[He's starting to wonder why he responded to the first text, since he really doesn't do well with relationship advice.

For some reason, though, possibly due to still being new here, he decides to keep responding.]

What's the worst that could happen? Say hello, ask him out for food. I can't speak for all guys, but I love a good meal.

[myfayevalentine]

*This guy seems very sweet. She'll need to keep this name in mind and keep an eye out for him in future*

Right! Who can say no to good steak? And surely enjoying a good steak with a beautiful lady is even better.

[chief_of_staff]

Exactly! Hope it goes well for you!

[myfayevalentine]

Thanks, sweetie.