This is Smoker: AMA / voice

[justicereigns]

Right. I just remembered being unapproachable has been kind of my life-long style, and while my backup always made sure people came to her with their problems, she's not here. So this is an open anon warm-up before the actual guardians debate. Anon so if you're too chickenshit or your question is too stupid to put in front of everyone, do it now, relatively free of consequence.

This is Smoker, ask me anything. Or fling your insults this way, I don't really give a shit.

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[justicereigns]

[HE'S FINE HE'S FINE!!!]

[See?]

[Back in screen, and not even smoking out the ears.]

Can I watch?

[Super fine.]

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[myfayevalentine]

*Don't react like that or you'll make her blush. Oh. Too late. But this is too fun to stop. So she arches her back and wriggles a little with a moan*

You wanna watch me, Tiger? Is that what you want? You wanna watch me...paint my nails? Get them all wet?

*Yup, ridiculous but fun to tease him all the same...*

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[justicereigns]

Yeah. [BIGGEST FUCKING GRIN.] I wanna see how wet they get.

And red. Don't do black nail polish.

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[myfayevalentine]

Yessir...

*She rolls onto her stomach and reaches for her bottle of red polish. The camera now just shows her face and cleavage*

I love it when you tell me what to do...

*I mean, is she even joking around anymore??*

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[justicereigns]

[Groans and faceplants into his arms on his desk.] If you knew half of the orders going through my head right now you would never stop slapping me, I promise you.

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[myfayevalentine]

*Faye just smirks and runs her tongue across her teeth and lips*

You know me, I like a challenge...

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[justicereigns]

[GROWLS.] Still got some flowers left from the last Faye Valentine special?

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[myfayevalentine]

Mhm...?

*With a raised brow - colour her intrigued*

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[justicereigns]

Grab a red one. [SLY SMIRK, and grabs one of his gloves off with his teeth.] And very slowly trail it down your face. And lower.

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[myfayevalentine]

*Nng. Don't do the teeth off with glove thing... Faye does as she is told, getting on all fours so that she can reach for a flower from her vase. Then she will do exactly. as. he has. requested...adding a slight bit of breathlessness for extra detail*

Like this...?

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[justicereigns]

[WINKS.] Perfect.

So about those nails. Toes too or just fingers?

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[myfayevalentine]

Good..


I can do toes too for you, baby, whatever you say.

*The flower is set aside so that she can carefully unscrew the lid of the nail polish, gently lifting the brush*

Mmm...look. So...wet...

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[justicereigns]

[LAUGHS AGAIN CHOKING SLIGHTLY.]

Mm. I'll bet.

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[myfayevalentine]

*And so she will proceed to paint her nails, making tiny breathless gasps as she goes along, as though she were very much enjoying herself*

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[justicereigns]

[MORE LAUGHS and closes his eyes, leaning back and SAVORING the sounds.] Ahhh you're killing me here, Gorgeous.

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[myfayevalentine]

Is this what you like, handsome?

*She smirks, trying to keep this up without falling into laughter herself. Then her lips pout as she begins to softly blow on her nails to help them dry*

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[justicereigns]

Mm.

[Smirks, lazily watching and drinking it in.] Well, I'm definitely enjoying this.

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[myfayevalentine]

*Okay, now she laughs, very much amused by this whole thing, and yet also rather enjoying this kind of attention*

Good. Though I'd hate to distract you from your politics...

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[justicereigns]

Oh. Yes. You should feel terrible. Giving me erotic stimulation instead of dry dreary doldrums depressing me about how I should be tougher on people who merely exist and are too boring to even do anything.

How dare you.

[Painfully dryly sarcastic.]

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[myfayevalentine]

*Faye examines her nails - they're really nice in this red colour, so she continues to paint them as she talks, occasionally looking up at him*

Oh yeah? You gonna talk about justice and how good it feels? Gonna talk about doing the right thing and how that just..gets your blood pumping...hard?

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[justicereigns]

Faye...

[He's faltering hard. Somehow he can't blend those two to make them remotely sexy. It's hurting his brain trying, but she's trying, and--]

[Justice and sex don't mix, especially after dating Portgas.]

Nah. Usually I'll just exercise. Really get the muscles singing. [He's flattered, and he loves the idea that his justice is the best even sexiest part of him, but hell if he knows how to parley that in any shape or form.]

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[myfayevalentine]

*Faye pauses in what she is doing and pouts at him*

Did I ruin it...?

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[justicereigns]

No.

[Shakes his head and laughs, scritching his head.] I'm flattered, just can't wrap my head around making justice sexy.

It's always been really gritty, violent, gorey, and heartbreaking. I guess I have a divider in my head. Opposite of pleasure.

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[myfayevalentine]

Are you kidding me?

*Faye wriggles so she is propped against her pillow, device also propped up so that she can let her nails dry*

Smoker, honey, you are all about justice and you are absolutely incredibly fucking sexy.

*And this time, any lust in her voice or expression is entirely genuine and non-staged*

But...if it means something different for you and it isn't sexy, then I'll stop. I want you to think of me and how well I turn you on, not off.

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[justicereigns]

Err... no I mean...

[Smoker's voice is too low and gravelly to squeak but he comes damnedclise in sounding utterly flabbergasted.] You think I'm sexy?