[After Papyrus' flight accident--stay tuned--he'd eventually recovered to read the newspaper that prematurely ended his spree. It turned out one joy had felled its lesser, and he could not be happier. The whole network must hear about this!]OH MY GOD!!! I WON!!! I'M THE GREAT FAYREN GUARDIAN, AND I GOT ALL THE VOTES!!!!
[Technically he was the only one running, but he likes that interpretation better.]I'M SO....
POPULAR!
POPULAR!!
POPULAR!!!!
AND SO BUSY!! I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO DO!!! THERE'S PUZZLES TO INSTALL, DEPUTIES TO RECRUIT, COOL RIDES TO SECURE!!
FRET NOT, FAYRENITES!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL VIGILANTLY GUARD YOU FROM DANGER! ESPECIALLY THE DANGER OF HUNGER, FOR THIS GREAT GUARDIAN IS ALSO A GREAT CHEF!!! I BETTER GET STARTED! AHEM.
FOR MY FIRST ACT OF GREAT GUARDIAN BUSINESS, I HAVE AN URGENT REQUEST TO ALL THE OTHER ONES AND THEIR DEPUTIES! SEND ME YOUR BEST ACTION-SELFIES ASAP!!! THE COOLER THE POSE, THE BETTER! THIS WILL BE VERY IMPORTANT LATER, YOU'LL SEE!
OHOHO, FINALLY, THE RESPECT AND RECOGNITION I'VE ALWAYS WANTED! EVERYONE WILL WANT TO BE MY FRIEND; I WILL TIPTOE THROUGH FIELDS OF HUGS!!
GENESSIA, CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING THE BEST VOTING DECISION OF YOUR LIFE!! THE SECOND BEST IS COMING UP IN A
WEEK OR SO, SO DON'T FORGET THAT!!!
PLEASE DON'T BE SAD IF I DON'T RESPOND RIGHT AWAY TO YOUR CONGRATULATIONS, ADULATIONS, AND COMPLIMENTATIONS!! I'M UP TO MY EYESOCKETS IN PLANS!! SEE YOU SOON! NYEH HEH HEH!!!
[Don't worry, he's pretty punctual about the phone regardless. At least someone's publicly excited about the results. He just has a few...affairs to settle first...][OOC: More mini-threads to come in the comments below! I'll ping the relevant parties; in the meantime, feel free to tell him how awesome he is.]