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genessia2019-04-16 01:08 am
justicereigns) wrote in genessia2019-04-16 01:08 am
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Is there a law against killing parrots?
[Parrots, not pirates... for once. And if there is such a law... THE LAW IS WRONG!!!!]
[In the background, a newly hatched parrot happily (and LOUDLY) chirps despite the cage and blanket thrown over it:]
Smoker's in love with pirates! And he always lets them go! Or makes out with them!
[Smoker twitches. Violently. And his two roommates, too tall to properly stand in the apartment appear VERY VERY busy with pretending they don't notice a god damn thing. It's been one hell of a 24 hours.]
Tell me there's a better way of shutting them up...
He's in luuuuuuurve! But he's gonna cuck himself! AGAIN!
[Kuzan just... SIGHS.]
[While Smoker appears to be all but dying.] I don't even know where it learned these words.... It just hatched!
He doesn't care about rank or promotions or money, but that doesn't cure his addictions to--
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
[Slams the comm off. FOR NOW.]
[Parrots, not pirates... for once. And if there is such a law... THE LAW IS WRONG!!!!]
[In the background, a newly hatched parrot happily (and LOUDLY) chirps despite the cage and blanket thrown over it:]
Smoker's in love with pirates! And he always lets them go! Or makes out with them!
[Smoker twitches. Violently. And his two roommates, too tall to properly stand in the apartment appear VERY VERY busy with pretending they don't notice a god damn thing. It's been one hell of a 24 hours.]
Tell me there's a better way of shutting them up...
He's in luuuuuuurve! But he's gonna cuck himself! AGAIN!
[Kuzan just... SIGHS.]
[While Smoker appears to be all but dying.] I don't even know where it learned these words.... It just hatched!
He doesn't care about rank or promotions or money, but that doesn't cure his addictions to--
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
[Slams the comm off. FOR NOW.]
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The pirate Law stole his heart!!!
[The parrot seems affronted that Namur thinks it only knows things... everyone knows.]
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Seriously, Gullboy. Yer worried 'bout a li'l bird what jus' says the same shit over an' over?
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It's annoying my roommates. Not embarrassing me. Just obnoxious. [WELL NO, HE IS EMBARRASSED. AND HE FOUGHT WITH A LOT ALREADY BECAUSE HE IS A DUMBASS.]