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Rose ([personal profile] polyheroic) wrote in [community profile] genessia2019-08-13 08:42 pm

third | video | relax your mind and picture the future

I am so glad jobs here don't do background checks. Or age checks. Or care about carrying a sword on you at work.

[Here's Rose, on the network, again, this time wearing a sort of military-ish uniform.]

Hi, I'm Rose, come drink at the Hangar Queen, this place is great, I'm a bartender now.
cool_skeleton: (happy)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-08-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
GREAT WORK AT FINDING GREAT WORK, ROSE! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!!

[Not as great as his, of course, but that's a long way from not wanting a job however many weeks ago. What a good influence he was.]
polydemonic: (Default)

also video but mostly aimed at OTHER people, not Rose

[personal profile] polydemonic 2019-08-14 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aaaaand there's the short hero's short demon girlfriend. ]

And I have a job too! I'm a bouncer!!

I've been told this means I get to beat people up, but that they will also deserve it.
robodorable: (Er...)

Re: also video but mostly aimed at OTHER people, not Rose

[personal profile] robodorable 2019-08-14 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
... This unit isn't sure that's supposed to be how it goes?
polydemonic: (judging you)

[personal profile] polydemonic 2019-08-14 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
No it is. It was explained to me pretty well, I think.
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[personal profile] corpsacorps 2019-08-14 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly am not one to question why you may need a sword on your person.

[He's always covered in weapons. He's got no room to talk. The other two though? Don't care.]

I shall hope you've no use for it save for show.
robodorable: (Er...)

[personal profile] robodorable 2019-08-14 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Admittedly, this unit's knowledge of taverns may be out of date, but it understood that bouncers weren't supposed to fully beat people up...

Still, if your explanation is what it is...
robodorable: (Derp)

[personal profile] robodorable 2019-08-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
... How could you do background checks here, when it's a bunch of people picked up from other worlds???
robodorable: (Er what?)

[personal profile] robodorable 2019-08-14 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Thankfully, Mordenkainen's instant background check is not actually a thing.
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[personal profile] corpsacorps 2019-08-14 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives a lazy shrug. Hey, he's not questioning it.]

If you would like, of course. Simply take care not to scare the drunks with it terribly much.

... or do. They need it once in a while.

[Gale is a terrible boss.]
robodorable: (Er...)

[personal profile] robodorable 2019-08-14 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
This would've been very troublesome for some of this unit's past associates...
robodorable: (Derp)

[personal profile] robodorable 2019-08-14 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
This unit doesn't think that scale of telepathy is accessible to most, thankfully.
cool_skeleton: (sideye)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-08-14 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
UM, YUP! GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH THE MOUTH AND INTO THE REST OF ME. I'VE EXPERIENCED THIS MANY TIMES!
cool_skeleton: (nervous)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-08-14 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
NO, OTHERWISE MY BATTLE BODY WOULD GET SOAKED AND GROSS.

IS THAT...WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK THINGS...!?
corpsacorps: (13)

[personal profile] corpsacorps 2019-08-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
... perhaps stick to empty bottles for your tricks, for the time being. T'would be for the best, I should think.

["might bless the drink" sounds a bit... worrisome. Or at least that one word is. He doesn't quite like that uncertainty.]
cool_skeleton: (no pls)

[personal profile] cool_skeleton 2019-08-14 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
THOSE...SEEM PRETTY USEFUL!

COULD W-WE NOT TALK ABOUT BODILY FUNCTIONS ANYMORE???

[Cause then they might get to the end, i.e. bathroom stuff. No thank you! He didn't even know what bathrooms were for until he started having human food.

He doesn't want to discuss it.

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